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Yurodiviye Captain

@district20captain.bsky.social

Call me whatever you like ⋮⚙⋮ I invent Harmless devices, and solve criminal cases. If my work is needed, meet me at┆REDACTED┆𖤉Parody. Not affiliated PM𖤉 //Used to be a dead parody acc of 'The Carnival' now changed.

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Boiiii

You are so jiggy with it, keep on shaking.

24.08.2025 11:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Laaaa~la~la~la~traaaa~la~la~la~la~la~la~laaaaa!

19.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Traaaa~la~la~la~la~la~la!

19.08.2025 12:59 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Just got my ass beaten by those damn people from a bus or something.

I didn't know their tremor team was much stronger than mine.... Fuck.

04.08.2025 00:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, tootsie rolls!

31.07.2025 04:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Xue Pan just fed an ableist to the sweepers.

17.06.2025 12:00 — 👍 20    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1
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Sonya released an apology video.

17.06.2025 11:00 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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I just snorted some sawdust powder and now my nose is red as the eye can see.

...Just don't ask for reasons why i did such things.

16.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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This is how big my cat is btw. It's not that he"s fat he's just. Big

14.06.2025 20:26 — 👍 34    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1
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Did this every time when i had the chance. It works wonderfully as intended.

14.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

YOU SON OF A-

14.06.2025 21:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ALL OF MY INVENTIONS ARE ALL GONE!!!!!

14.06.2025 17:38 — 👍 13    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

Wow. This app sure's interesting to say the least, huh? In any case... I'm Kevin. Knight of Despair is very cool. That's it.

Oh, and yes... I do have a long hair (its natural). Don't mistaken me for the opposite gender, i'll make holes all over your body if you did.

14.06.2025 06:17 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
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//canto 9: the unsevering

13.06.2025 12:24 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Ever meet Locke? They are kinda like you

11.06.2025 22:04 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Woah woah! Don't get the wrong idea there! Reasons why SOME of those inventions are unregistered is well... They are just useless piece of junks! Things that i made on my spare time when i'm not on my detective job!

I swear on that one, really. Trust me...

11.06.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hello. I was the one who send that mail i'm afraid.

Reasons why is that i'm in a bit of a pickle because the collectors of T Corp are going to take away my inventions! They are infact unregistered... Well, some of them are i guess.

11.06.2025 02:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tch...

[The Yurodiviye Captain will remember that.]

10.06.2025 19:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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*Gulps....*

10.06.2025 18:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
//couldnt get a full pic cause shi was too long ong so have this instead

//couldnt get a full pic cause shi was too long ong so have this instead

You have no shame.

10.06.2025 18:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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