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DA SKLETON ANGEL APPEAR'S TO U.... "THEY SAID I WOULDENT SUCCEED, THEY WERE RIGHT, IT WAS TOO HARD, I GOT BORED " BUT MOST PEOPLES IDEA OF SUCCESS IS HAVIN  A BIG GROSS BEIGE HOUSE . A BIG GROSS GREY CAR . ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GREY CLOTHE'S. IMPRESSING THE WORST GUY AT YOUR JOB .,THINKING A TREE IS JUST MONEY THAT HASNT BEEN CUT DOWN AND PRINTED YET. THINKING A FROG IS JUST A ASSHOLE THATS IN THE WAY OF THE TREE THATS YOURS TO TAKE. BILLION'S OF YEAR'S OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH HAS FINALLY ALLOWED HER KING TO BE BORN AND ITS THE GUY WITH THE MOST MONEY, HE GETS TO BE IN CHARGE, AND HE THINKS WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK LIQUIDS WITHOUT THERE HUSBANDS PERMISSION. THE LONGER THIS SITUATION CONTINUES THE BRIGHTER THE FLAME WHEN THE RICH AND THEIR HOARDED WEALTH ARE ALL BURNED FOR FUEL AND PLEASURE- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DA SKLETON ANGEL APPEAR'S TO U.... "THEY SAID I WOULDENT SUCCEED, THEY WERE RIGHT, IT WAS TOO HARD, I GOT BORED " BUT MOST PEOPLES IDEA OF SUCCESS IS HAVIN A BIG GROSS BEIGE HOUSE . A BIG GROSS GREY CAR . ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GREY CLOTHE'S. IMPRESSING THE WORST GUY AT YOUR JOB .,THINKING A TREE IS JUST MONEY THAT HASNT BEEN CUT DOWN AND PRINTED YET. THINKING A FROG IS JUST A ASSHOLE THATS IN THE WAY OF THE TREE THATS YOURS TO TAKE. BILLION'S OF YEAR'S OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH HAS FINALLY ALLOWED HER KING TO BE BORN AND ITS THE GUY WITH THE MOST MONEY, HE GETS TO BE IN CHARGE, AND HE THINKS WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK LIQUIDS WITHOUT THERE HUSBANDS PERMISSION. THE LONGER THIS SITUATION CONTINUES THE BRIGHTER THE FLAME WHEN THE RICH AND THEIR HOARDED WEALTH ARE ALL BURNED FOR FUEL AND PLEASURE- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 452    🔁 85    💬 0    📌 1

😭

12.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A French goose saying honque honque.

A French goose saying honque honque.

Veuillez regarder cette oie

05.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

DRIFT MORE

28.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i really need to start using "noabunga"

11.01.2026 12:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you mean I have to do the SRL calendar AND think of a game to play????

09.01.2026 10:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:O

05.01.2026 10:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭

05.01.2026 09:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭

05.01.2026 09:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@alfredbulbasaur.bsky.social

05.01.2026 09:32 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

first Brentford match of the year, and pretty sure it'll be the worst Brentford match of the year.

good to get it out of the way early I guess...

01.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All the best, etc.

25.12.2025 12:04 — 👍 80    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 1
Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This sport design showcases a football stadium and football surrounded by swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This sport design showcases a football stadium and football surrounded by swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This sightseeing design showcases the Frauenkirche church, swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This sightseeing design showcases the Frauenkirche church, swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This food and drink design showcases a mouth drinking a large tankard of beer surrounded by pretzels, swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This food and drink design showcases a mouth drinking a large tankard of beer surrounded by pretzels, swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

We took a trip to Munich the other week for Christmassy fun and I put together some swirly posters for the occasion.

11.12.2025 13:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

02.06.2025 18:42 — 👍 2016    🔁 728    💬 0    📌 13
A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT FIX ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

12.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 584    🔁 184    💬 0    📌 3
A SKELITEN TRYEN TO DO THERE QUEST BUT THEY DONT REMEMBER ? THEY DONT REMEBER SO MUCH STUFF DONT REMEBER SOME GRADES OF SCHOOL DONT REMEBER SOME ENTIRE YEAR'S DONT REMEBER FACE'S DONT REMEBER NAME'S BUT SOMEHOW COMMERCIAL'S ARE STUCK IN THERE, PIZZA BAGEL SONG, CAR DEALERSHIP SONG, SOAP JINGLE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER PHONE NUMBER FOR CAR DEALERSHIP, CURSED EXISTANCE, OUTLAW ALL AD'S, OR MAYBE I SHOULDNT REMEBER SCHOOL ANY WAY IT WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW AT THIS POINT, VAGUE MEMORY OF THROWING SHIT IN METAL LOCKER AND GETTING YELLED AT BY TEACHER'S FOR INVALID REASON'S , ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBALY SOME TREASURE, FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN A ITEM TO GUY OR PRINCESS, A GUY I DONT KNOW WANTS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW, GREAT A STAIRCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ANOTHER THING WHEN YOUR ON A ADVENTURE AND YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER GUY RUNNIN AROUND STEALING SHIT WHY ARE THEY YOUR ENEMY, SEEMS LIKE YOUR JUST COWORKERS IF YOU ASK ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN TRYEN TO DO THERE QUEST BUT THEY DONT REMEMBER ? THEY DONT REMEBER SO MUCH STUFF DONT REMEBER SOME GRADES OF SCHOOL DONT REMEBER SOME ENTIRE YEAR'S DONT REMEBER FACE'S DONT REMEBER NAME'S BUT SOMEHOW COMMERCIAL'S ARE STUCK IN THERE, PIZZA BAGEL SONG, CAR DEALERSHIP SONG, SOAP JINGLE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER PHONE NUMBER FOR CAR DEALERSHIP, CURSED EXISTANCE, OUTLAW ALL AD'S, OR MAYBE I SHOULDNT REMEBER SCHOOL ANY WAY IT WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW AT THIS POINT, VAGUE MEMORY OF THROWING SHIT IN METAL LOCKER AND GETTING YELLED AT BY TEACHER'S FOR INVALID REASON'S , ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBALY SOME TREASURE, FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN A ITEM TO GUY OR PRINCESS, A GUY I DONT KNOW WANTS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW, GREAT A STAIRCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ANOTHER THING WHEN YOUR ON A ADVENTURE AND YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER GUY RUNNIN AROUND STEALING SHIT WHY ARE THEY YOUR ENEMY, SEEMS LIKE YOUR JUST COWORKERS IF YOU ASK ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.09.2025 19:19 — 👍 881    🔁 224    💬 0    📌 20
A SKLETEN WHO HEARD THAT A FAMOUS GUY WAS SUCKIN SHIT THRU THE IV LINES AND PROBLY GONNA MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE SOON, WELL YA GOTTA THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN SELF, YOUR A HUMAN NOW WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUR GONNA BE NEXT TIME SO EAT THE CHIPS IF YOUW ANT, IF YOU COME BACK AS A BABY IN THE WRONG PLACE OR A ALIEN OR DOG YOUR NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET CHIP'S WHEN EVER YOU WANT, AND YOUR SURE AS SHIT NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PICK THE CRUNTCHIEST KIND, SO MAKE YOUR MOVE PLAYER, "DEATH IS CERTAIN EATING ALOT OF CHIPS IS NOT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETEN WHO HEARD THAT A FAMOUS GUY WAS SUCKIN SHIT THRU THE IV LINES AND PROBLY GONNA MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE SOON, WELL YA GOTTA THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN SELF, YOUR A HUMAN NOW WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUR GONNA BE NEXT TIME SO EAT THE CHIPS IF YOUW ANT, IF YOU COME BACK AS A BABY IN THE WRONG PLACE OR A ALIEN OR DOG YOUR NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET CHIP'S WHEN EVER YOU WANT, AND YOUR SURE AS SHIT NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PICK THE CRUNTCHIEST KIND, SO MAKE YOUR MOVE PLAYER, "DEATH IS CERTAIN EATING ALOT OF CHIPS IS NOT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GOING CHIP MODE TODAY - dashare.zone ADMIN

30.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 284    🔁 46    💬 0    📌 3
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🔥 NEW DAFT SONG ALERT 🔥

Wake up, babe, the first song from the new SLIME CITY album has just dropped on Bandcamp.

🎉 STREAM 'You Do The Math(s)' NOW

Full song: slime-city.bandcamp.com/track/you-do...

You can pre-order the album digitally on Bandcamp and get an advance DL of the single TODAY.

18.08.2025 12:04 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 7
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From the simpsonsshitposting community on Reddit: Where is the FFIX shitposting? Explore this post and more from the simpsonsshitposting community

delightfully niche crossover www.reddit.com/r/simpsonssh...

06.08.2025 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw this and thought it would actually work and was well impressed how they had done that in actually Lego. still cool though.

25.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's a lovely day and you are a fan of Untitled Goose Game 🔔 We've teamed up again with @panic.com for some new additions and restocks to our official collection, including two new tees! Head over The Yetee to check 'em out (and don't turn your back on them)! theyetee.com/goose

21.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 114    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 9
Marker pen sketch of a large vase and colourful flowers.

Marker pen sketch of a large vase and colourful flowers.

Pen and marker sketch of Chiswick House and some flowers.

Pen and marker sketch of Chiswick House and some flowers.

Pen and marker sketch of some figures and a hand.

Pen and marker sketch of some figures and a hand.

Pen and marker sketch of an octopus and ancient Greek style vase.

Pen and marker sketch of an octopus and ancient Greek style vase.

Recent sketches. Some flowers, greek style octopus and vase, and Chiswick House. Because why not.

07.07.2025 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Digital marker pen illustration of a portrait with psychedelic swirls and shapes. In bright pink blue yellow and orange.

Digital marker pen illustration of a portrait with psychedelic swirls and shapes. In bright pink blue yellow and orange.

Marker pen outlines of a digital portrait illustration.

Marker pen outlines of a digital portrait illustration.

Close up of the marker pen portrait illustration.

Close up of the marker pen portrait illustration.

Some recent work in the digital marker pen style. Portrait based on a photo I took at a Saatchi Gallery exhibition.

Warped around a bit in Procreate to give an elongated effect.

07.07.2025 14:04 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

the office would be air conditioned at least, but the journey there and back 😬😬😬

30.06.2025 08:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah I am already done, and I've got seven and a half hours left of this 😭

30.06.2025 08:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Retro style illustration for secret 7' charity auction. Features a woman in a champagne glass in a decadent 1920s style fantasy setting.

Retro style illustration for secret 7' charity auction. Features a woman in a champagne glass in a decadent 1920s style fantasy setting.

Screenshot of my record cover design and how much it sold for. £50.

Screenshot of my record cover design and how much it sold for. £50.

Rare pic of me smiling pointing at my name on the wall at the Secret 7' exhibition  in Greenwich.

Rare pic of me smiling pointing at my name on the wall at the Secret 7' exhibition in Greenwich.

Close up of the record cover illustration for secret 7'.

Close up of the record cover illustration for secret 7'.

I had a design chosen to be a part of this year's Secret 7' charity auction for War Child.

I chose the Jessie Ware song 'Beautiful People' and put together a design based on a decadent 1920s style champagne party.

My sleeve eventually sold for £50, hurrah!

18.06.2025 10:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

not sure about that task at 10, otherwise checks out

04.06.2025 06:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

essentially I am just keeping it going for the sake of keeping it going, and what's the point of that?

hence getting to 2000, a nice round number, and stopping. sounds good to me.

03.06.2025 08:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one option would be to do a different language, which doesn't interest me, would rather go further with one language than try and learn little bits of multiple languages.

at the moment I'm just doing the maths course, and while I like the idea, it's far too basic for me so I learn nothing.

03.06.2025 08:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the plan is to keep learning German, just not via Duolingo.

I haven't actually done any German on Duolingo for ages anyway because once you get to the end of a course, there's not much to do (which is kind of fair enough I guess, you've finished the course!)

03.06.2025 08:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0