An apple coming at you at 1300 fps would fuck you up.

Less lethal is a better descriptor.

If she gets disbarred, what effect will that actually have?

Jesus, not him.
Find someone a little bit less nakedly self-absorbed to throw your weight behind.

Make sure you see the ice cream BEFORE you get in the van.

Okay, so I'm wrong.

VanHollen is only gonna get to speak with that man through a ouija board.

That poor guy is dead.

There's no way Krasnov would go this hard if he could produce a live prisoner.

In all seriousness, They're cashing out.
This is the "leave in a plane full of cash" phase of kleptocracy in budget form.

About half of them can't read.

And theeeen?

Did not survive.

She would have been an adequate president.
Admittedly, by comparison, that would have counted as 'saving' us.

My gotcha moment was when I realized that black folks have a LOT more opportunities than white folks when they're poor.

Those opportunities are for shit that NOBODY wants.

That was when I finally understood white privilege.

If you don't think they're making more money than that in this gig, you're a goddamn idiot.

It's easier to stay in shape than to get back into it.

11:25.

Fascist Skipper(tm) tours the rendition site?

The Boy is staying home due to 'credible' threats to Fredericksburg area schools.

About ready to turn this credible threat thing around.

That place is Dick Cheney's house.
I don't think they want that smoke.

Welcome to the magical land of unintended consequences.

Labor protections being almost non-existent and inflation growing daily, most of us are exhausted from just trying to keep body and soul together.

Once enough if us can't make a luving, the whole thing will burn down.

So, I participated in the Feb 28 blackout.
Can anyone show what effect it had?

Dunning-Kruger fried chicken disaster.

"I got mine, you chumps are on your own."

This helps to explain that his leadership consists of pearl-clutching rather than a mobilization to literally any kind of action.

Watching all the smash and grab assaults on federal agencies in these past weeks, I feel it's important to remember that randomly deleting federal programs is how we got the COVID pandemic rather than "Hey, whatever happened with ebola anyway?"

Thanks for being here.
Thanks for being sane.

Once I was no longer "little", I got to hear what all my K&A family got up to after a Stanley Cup win.

One of my uncles stole a streetcar...

I was in Philadelphia visitng relatives when that went down, everyone watching the news.

That shit was wild.