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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down
operator: how old is he?
me: nine months
operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built
me: no it wasn’t. how would you know

my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end

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