@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis. Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
There’s nothing better than freshly picked rock juice.
14.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“I already killed more Americans than Hitler.”
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
“No one is more stoopit than me is.”
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
Git it on!
14.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, I think my work is done here.
Come Mr. Tallyman. Tally me bananas.
“Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Penis juice.”
“We can’t get fooled again.”
Dubya seems like a fucken GENIUS compared to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
If it makes you feel any better, Lauren Hoebert has an exact replica in her pants.
#HandyGranny
Santa Claus = “Fool me once, shame on YOU.”
The Bible = “Fool me twice, shame on ME.”
MAGA = “Fool me OVER and OVER again. I am WAY too racist to realize how stupid I am.”
But my 440 is full of nothing BUT lit matches.
14.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It looks exactly like King Dementia Don Fitzputin’s neck.
14.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Pumpkin spiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
14.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re right.
Thank GAD we follow each other.
Oh shit.
I really gotta stop texting and high-speed reckless driving.
I almost killed a horse.
It looks exactly like King Dementia Don Fitzputin’s neck.
14.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Just don’t order the French Dip with au jus.
14.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I make it myself.
Here’s my recipe:
1. Drive through a pumpkin field at high speed in late fall.
Enjoy.
“Every day is a great day for reckless high-speed driving.
But today the air seems extra crisp.
Maybe it’s just the pumpkin-spiced nitrous oxide talking.”
- Pumpkin-Spiced Nitrous Oxide
His neck looks like a pile of Arby’s roast beef.
14.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“No one destroys a booming economy better than I do.
AND I killed more Americans than Hitler.”
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
I would follow Gary Gulman to the end of the Earth if he didn’t have all those restraining orders against me.
14.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Everybody knows I am a comedian with a brutal sense of humor.
I’ve always felt nothing is off limits EXCEPT child
molestation, trafficking and rape.
I was never a victim, thank Gad. I can only imagine the lifelong pain a victim goes through.
Ben Collins and his wife need to apologize.
@bencollins.bsky.social owes every victim an apology for the LAME and LAZY jokes made about the children brutally and repeatedly victimized.
His wife @katmabu.bsky.social
is running for Congress and needs to be asked if she also thinks this movie is a “masterpiece.”
Child rape is not funny.
I always assumed that Large Marge Trailer Park Greene had a pile of roast beef down there.
14.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Hilarious. You have a bright future in comedy, emptying the trash, cleaning the bathrooms after a comedy show.
13.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The original Americans.
The only true Americans.
Every else is an immigrant.
It was done for dramatic effect.
Hopefully it’s bringing you and me closer together.
#TruthHurts
13.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Peanut butter as a marinade for a steak? It’s probably really good.
Submerging a steak into a jar of peanut butter? Your mom probably took too much Tylenol.
I’m sorry you don’t get it.
Is there someone in your trailer park that can explain this to you?
