The Bluesmobile

Habbadabba Dingdong.

“Mom! I got the part!!!”

“Oh that’s great honey!!! What’s the part?”

Relatable.

Burrrrp!

I hear Jennifer Ellis is almost done crying.

Jesus does look a lot like the milkman.

I just sayin.

Pluribus on AppleTV is about a CULT of super fragile snowflakes, and one woman just trying to stay drunk long enough to get through it.

I am also black-and-white.

😆

Yeah, right.

We all know how beautiful you are.

Yes.

You should consider airplane
barf bags to be like an endless buffet.

Gavin Newsom has been tappin that ass on Mail Order Melania while King Dementia Don Fitzputin fantasies about blowing Bubba again.

I would call them “black-and-white laws” because there is NO gray area, and the lie is very black-and-white.

Also, black and white are the colors of the inmates you’ll be surrounded with in prison.

I’m all about free speech, and it should be a crime to blatantly lie to people on a large scale like this.

Especially when the lie is blatant and easily proven.

My lawyers at Moore, Harder and Dontstop would eat her alive.

You pay for the barf bag whether you use it or not.

So you should use it every time.

Somebody needs to go and get Rafael Chud Cruz’s account suspended at Shitter, formally known as Twitter.

We need you HERE Chud.

@chudcruz.bsky.social
#TeamLiamNissanTM

Somebody needs to go and get Rafael Chud Cruz’s account suspended at Shitter, formally known as Twitter.

We need you HERE Chud.

@chudcruz.bsky.social
#TeamLiamNissanTM

She’s talking about you, Chud!!

@chudcruz.bsky.social

They sell luggage at the airport, but they don’t have a gym.

That tells you everything you need to know.

If I rubbed a magic lamp and a genie came out, I would use at LEAST one of my wishes to sue ANYBODY represented by Alina Habbadabba Dingdong.

Don’t worry. KFC Jr. is releasing a whole line of ground roadkill that will start at $7 per pound.

#TruthHurts like a beeyotch!

“I love working out at the airport before a flight.”

- Nobody.

Does porn count as a show?

Because if it does,
we’re all in for a treat.

Fortunately King Dementia Don Fitzputin falls asleep every time he McShits his triple-XL diaper, which is multiple times per day.

Because Alberta is the part of Canada that’s most like the U.S.

It’s full of people who are too racist to know how stupid they are.

Perfect recipe for voting against your own interests.

Yeah, but they probably could’ve got all that with a fake medal.

King Dementia Don Fitzputin has the brain of a child with late-stage dementia.

The reason they’re having such a hard time selling the jet is because it was specifically designed and engineered to be flown into the World Trade Center.

So it is pretty much useless for any other purpose.

“But Gavin, I love getting a welfare check while my crops rot in the field.”

- No Farmer Ever

“The last time I touched a vagina is when I was born.”

- Joshua Browder