The Bluesmobile

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Nobody hates Daylight Savings Time more than Flavor Flav.
@flavorflav.bsky.social

They’ll never catch me.

It’s hard to get blocked by the Bluesmobile.

Ass burgers?

#TruthHurts

Assholes gonna asshole.

OK Daisy Copperfield.

I ALSO plan to be one hour late for everything for the next several months.

Good luck everyone else.

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This is the same face he makes before he screams at someone.

“Yeah, he looks cute, but that little face is the last thing you see before he bites your leg completely off.”

- Spike’s Former Mailman
@garagedogspike.bsky.social

I’m sure Iran won’t hold a grudge and they’ll totally forget about this in like 400 million years.

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It’s going as a tax break to the super rich, silly.

All that man does is tell lies and fill up triple-XL adult male diapers with his McShits.

That’s what it means?

Much love to you, iRamona.

Can you please explain this to the emoji impaired like myself?

My onboard SCMOD computer/8-track radio is state-of-the-art in 1980.

Clueless Dipshit has thoughts.

Go tell them to somebody else, Dipshit.

Just like in real life, nobody here gives a fuck what you think.

Sexual predator and attempted pedophile James Franco on Netflix pointing to the women he wants to rape on a new Netflix produced movie “11.22.63”

@netflix.com

Is anyone else wondering why serial sexual predator and all-around asshole James Franco is allowed back on anything?

Even low budget garbage on Netflix?

Franco was also accused of trying to have sex with a 17-year-old.

Is that OK Netflix?

There are so many things to love about you, Anna — and this is just one of them.

Oh my god this bag has lots of poetry in it. Poetry that you wrote in high school.

Unless it was intentional and vindictive, which it was NOT, only a total asshole cares about being misgendered.

Congratulations, asshole.

What’s YOUR plan Jeannette?

I guarantee you you have ZERO plan.

You need a paper route.

I am very worried she won’t make any friends in prison.

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Aide: But you husband is sleeping.

Krusti Gnome: Well, wake him up!

“Magna cum laude is sex with multiple very noisy Sumo wrestlers.”

- Lauren Hoebert

Two hours if you follow Sundae Gurl.

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“Kompromat is a helluva drug.”

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

Skiing down Double Dick Mountain.

Shuddup Lewis and pour me another GAT! DAM! DRINK!