Expatriot

I didn't used to believe in the lizard people. Once

I had to travel last week due to a death in the family and it is just surreal to see Kristi Noems face on TSA videos. Like… it just doesn’t look real, like she’s not a real human being.

She’s still out here ✌️

Illinois law authorizes @govpritzker.illinois.gov to reactivate the Illinois State Guard. Normally they’re just a kind of extra reserve, but state defense forces are outside the National Guard system, they can’t be federalized.

He should do so. As he accurately put it, his state is being invaded.

I don’t understand why so many Latinos voted for this man. He’s been pretty clear and consistent since 2015 how he feels about Latinos. And yet over 40%—nearly half!—voted for him. Truly wild stuff

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Me. Waiting for this court hearing to start.

Every DoJ attorney promoting and defending at this stuff should never again eat food that is less than 10% spit

We’re only 9 months into this presidency and he’s already sending troops from red states into blue states while clearly stating his motives are political.

Apparently there are drawbacks to the US having like twelve different kinds of militarized police forces operating in every state

What consistently boggles my mind about these intra-state Guard deployments is that the numbers never match the claim of urgency. "Portland is burning down" so you are sending... two, maybe three companies?

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror."

( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

The Proud Boys stopped marching because they were all recruited into ICE.

"Stand back and stand by," indeed.

BOOM 🔥:

Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.

👇🏽

So if I turn off my computer, I’m committing a murder, correct?

🤞🏼

And that’s the truth!

#TemuGeobbels believes the rule of law is “legal insurrection” and an “organized terrorist attack” on the fed gov.

#PeeWeeGerman does not believe in the Constitution. He does not believe in checks & balances. He is openly advocating for a dictatorship.

I’m not afraid of this unpatriotic ass. You?

I'm also sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for multiple black men to be found hanging from trees in 2025 too. Best not overreact.

we should wait til another judge's house burns down before jumping to any conclusions

Doocy: "So the Democratic position is that illegal immigrants should not have any access to taxpayer-funded health insurance?"

Sen. Mark Kelly: "Federal law is that undocumented individuals do not have access to medicare, medicaid, food stamps, or the ACA. That's the law."

They are called writers

This game rules. I'm not sure how known or played it is in modern circle, but this game was so killer at the time. We don't get to Hades without Bastion (that narrator! the soundtrack!).