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I know this one is not technically canon or whatever, but outside of Woody Allen going to hell, this is without a doubt the worst Bond movie.

02.03.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people with the year 2023 on the bottom left Alt: Peter Sellers in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people shouting a stylized β€œhelp” toward the screen

21. Casino Royale (1967) Maybe the most baffling movie I’ve ever seen. Not the least of which is because one of the actors takes a bath with a 17 year old and it isn’t Woody Allen (who plays Jimmy Bond).

02.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely.

02.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When I see a Harry Potter adult, I have to wonder if they’re transphobic, if they don’t care, or if they’re somehow so disconnected from reality that they don’t know

02.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Dem that complains the problem is Trump didn’t tell them he was going to bomb a school first should be primaried and never heard from again

02.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If β€œinvaluable” means β€œwithout value,” then I agree

02.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idea for futuristic sci-fi story:

- AI is almost completely unregulated, which is encouraged by the president

- the president is a former reality tv star who has bankrupted at least six businesses

- Congress members just go on cable TV to make points but don’t do anything else

02.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

My son said β€œI’m a bad guy. Muahaha! I’ll be the richest Lego man in the world!”

I’m excited he understands wealth makes you inherently evil.

02.03.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so bummed they deleted it and apologized. It was genuinely so funny and my favorite ttrpg β€œdiscourse” in forever

01.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

graham platner's team rn

01.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

01.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2982    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

Mainers: Don’t Fetterman yourselves

01.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Claude targeting a school full of children to slaughter is a feature, not a bug.

01.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are we acting like this is Iraq all over again? There has been zero attempt to deceive the American public. They just bombed a country and gave themselves a pat on the back.

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Three U.S. soldiers have been killed because of our attacks on Iran. I’m sure the β€œSalute our troops” crowd will see no problems with that.

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Iran So Far - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Iran So Far - SNL Digital Short

RIP Mahmoud youtu.be/zoS8DrrlnTQ?...

01.03.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing on a beach with the words " this never happened to the other fellow " ALT: a man standing on a beach with the words " this never happened to the other fellow "

20. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) The first half is pretty slow, but George Lazenby kind of kills it? Plus, Diana Rigg? Fab.

Then there’s the part where Bond goes undercover pretending to be a gay man and sleeps with women to convince them he’s β€œcured.” So, bit of a mixed bag.

01.03.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

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01.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: Killing children is bad. If you kill children, you’re the bad guy in the story.

01.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a law that retroactively puts everyone who made this site and everyone who gambled on it goes to jail and has all their assets seized

01.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If a foreign power killed our president and then was like β€œHey citizens, take back your country,” I don’t think 99% of us would know where to start

28.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is going to break out the β€œmission accomplisheder” banner

28.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think the people who think the same Ayatollah is in Iran (Russians in Afghanistan) also think George Washington is still President?

28.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you are the person who put their dot in texas, please email me at dsolomon@texasmonthly.com if you are available for an interview

28.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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kermit the frog and grim reaper from the muppets are standing next to each other in the dark . Alt: kermit the frog and an identical frog in a black hood are standing next to each other in the dark

8. Muppets Most Wanted (2014) The Diddy jump scare was deeply upsetting. As was how much time I had to listen to Ricky Gervais talk.

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Screenshot of Fetterman praising Trump for bombing Iran an closes with β€œGod bless the United States, our great military, and Israel.”

Screenshot of Fetterman praising Trump for bombing Iran an closes with β€œGod bless the United States, our great military, and Israel.”

Like, god damn Pennsylvania. Talk about an all timer of a fuck up

28.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump bombing Iran as a midnight surprise to Americans meant it was middle of the school day for these children we murdered

28.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pennsylvanians voted for Fetterman over him

28.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0