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I double checked, and Sinners did, in fact, come out in 2025. So, if it’s not on your best of list, well………….

I’m sorry, y’all still care about Tarantino? The man made maybe 2 movies and just keeps repeating those, and defended Polanski by saying the 13 year old Polanski raped was cool with it.

I don’t care if he said he was wrong later.

Fuck that guy and fuck his mid ass movies.

How many times can you cast yourself as “white guy who says the n word a lot” before people start to wonder if you’re secretly bad?

Screenshot of Muppet Christmas Carol where Scrooge learns he’s the dead man that brings everyone joy but it’s Elon’s dumb face instead of Michael Caine

Made it to the All Her Fault finale. It might be the best unintentional comedy ever made

Update: It’s actually very dumb and not intense after like 45 minutes and gets sillier every episode

Did the people who lit Game of Thrones also work on All Her Fault?

Parker just asked if he could on his black pants so he could be “a fancy boy.”

A gosh darn delight.

i think the financial incentive to bait people into engaging with dogshit is a big part of how we got where we are.

Netflix has “coming soon” for more song videos for Kpop Demon Hunters which prompts my 4 year old to ask to check if the new videos are up yet roughly 19 times a day.

So, that’s fun.

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Sesame Street simply never misses: Forks Out: A Beignet Blanc Mystery youtu.be/gJxzhUAGBDw?...

I started All Her Fault, and I don’t know if I can handle this. I feel like my heart might explode and I’m like 20 minutes in.

Olivia Nuzzi’s book has a singular review on Amazon, and it’s 1 star

I don’t think anyone knows the answer because nobody read it

Periodic reminder that Pete Hegseth wasn’t smart enough to be on Fox and Friends during the week and was relegated to hosting the weekend show

PS I am thankfully not paying for this garbage.

If you want an update on the Lizza/Nuzzi of it all, in the last part he ended saying there was a secret recording of Trump discussing the Butler assassination attempt.

In the newest one he reveals that no one remembers what he said and that the recording was deleted.

Just absolute trash.

Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."

Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."

Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."

Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."

The council convenes once more
#deathblart

For the last two months, I’ve been on family leave, and I just added my work email back to my phone. Devastating.

I thought the “be best, piggy” decoration from Melania was a nice touch

Anyone else feel like they missed an episode of The Chair Company?

Pretty fucking embarrassing, tbh

@profanity.accountant I feel like I don’t swear very much on here

This is exactly what Dems will run on because god forbid they run on a platform of helping people or addressing the rampant fascism spreading rapidly throughout the country

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What if, and I know this is crazy, Democrats came up with policy and strategy to benefit the American people instead of worried about the slogan that will impact exactly zero votes?

“Strong floor, no ceiling” is perfect for centrists because it is absolute meaningless drivel

Al Franken playing a fake senator in The Residence is certainly not the weirdest thing happening in politics, but it is still so very weird.

Went to a tree lighting tonight, and my four year old wanted to sit in my lap, so we sat like that for about 45 minutes, sharing a lemonade and talking. Just the two of us.

Easily one of the best nights of my life.

It’s super fun having a new baby and wondering if he’ll die from an easily preventable disease because the dumbest people alive are running the government

IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?