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didn't you hear me I said we don't want any more remakes

06.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek: The Next Generation where a guy in a skirt is in the back of the hallway

Star Trek: The Next Generation where a guy in a skirt is in the back of the hallway

My favorite recurring Star Trek character is background guy in a little skirt

07.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only does the AI look horrible, this is, without a doubt, the worst Bill Clinton impression I’ve ever heard

07.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of these is not like the other

07.03.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching all the best episodes of Star Trek.

TOS: Kirk faces the trolley problem.
TNG: Picard lives a life on a dying world.
DS9: What morals would you break to win a war.
VOY: Voyager gets stuck in a gravity planet and watches centuries pass.
ENT: Archer gets 50 First Datesed.

07.03.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6992    πŸ” 2105    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 256

Can I be real? I’ve never seen an episode of it, and I don’t feel like I’m missing out.

06.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20828    πŸ” 5381    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 177

I wonder if oil companies that aren’t impacted by the war with Iran will drastically raise prices at the pump anyway to make an obscene profit.

I’m sure they’ll act ethically and won’t do that!

06.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unexpectedly if you are stupid

06.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

What if you just posted on LinkedIn more?

*ducks head to not get punched in the face*

06.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That spelling is what his name is to me without googling it first

06.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that everyone is dunking on Timotheee Chalamaet for his ignorant ass opera and ballet comments.

Good job, internet. Drag him to hell.

06.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Abbot’s yoga routine? I love him

06.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man oh man I love The Pitt

06.03.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We get our first Desmond Llewelyn as Q in 1963’s From Russia With Love. He’s in almost every Bond movie for the next 36 years until he dies in 1999. A delight.

06.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is driving a car with the year 2022 on the bottom Alt: a man in a suit and tie is driving a car

22. Dr. No (1962) It is fully 1:28 into this 1:50 movie before we meet Dr. No. The 1960s were such a different time for moviemaking. This movie fucks, but like Sting, it takes its time.

06.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is not concerned if Americans are killed on U.S. soil by Iranian attacks. He is also unconcerned if his war in Iran causes gas prices to go up.

Guys, I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have elected him president.

06.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fetterman justifies β€” but does not apologize for β€” chasing down and brandishing shotgun at Black jogger while Braddock mayor β€’ Pennsylvania Capital-Star In his first public interviews after the incident resurfaced, Fetterman was unapologetic for the incident eight years ago.

I mean, Fetterman did pull a gun on an unarmed Black man, so it makes sense he would want another racist running DHS. penncapital-star.com/briefs/fette...

06.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Fetterman says he’ll vote to confirm Markwayne Mullin.

Together, they’ll threaten to fistfight the entire world!

06.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We made it to Lore. Kelsey immediately called that he’s evil.

06.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13189    πŸ” 2551    πŸ’¬ 514    πŸ“Œ 342

Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up

05.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 849    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

Some crime writer is currently doing a search and replace for his serial killer named Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How easily could a reporter to get Trump to brag about hiring β€œthe best people” today?

05.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

05.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 804    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 32

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5440    πŸ” 1271    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 46

She’s going on Dancing With The Stars

05.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, who’s going to flip that OK Senate seat?

05.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was filmed October 3, 2025.

Noem is finally out. Good.

Now let’s make sure she’s prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

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