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Dr. Abbot’s yoga routine? I love him

Man oh man I love The Pitt

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We get our first Desmond Llewelyn as Q in 1963’s From Russia With Love. He’s in almost every Bond movie for the next 36 years until he dies in 1999. A delight.

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22. Dr. No (1962) It is fully 1:28 into this 1:50 movie before we meet Dr. No. The 1960s were such a different time for moviemaking. This movie fucks, but like Sting, it takes its time.

Donald Trump is not concerned if Americans are killed on U.S. soil by Iranian attacks. He is also unconcerned if his war in Iran causes gas prices to go up.

Guys, I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have elected him president.

Fetterman justifies — but does not apologize for — chasing down and brandishing shotgun at Black jogger while Braddock mayor • Pennsylvania Capital-Star In his first public interviews after the incident resurfaced, Fetterman was unapologetic for the incident eight years ago.

I mean, Fetterman did pull a gun on an unarmed Black man, so it makes sense he would want another racist running DHS. penncapital-star.com/briefs/fette...

John Fetterman says he’ll vote to confirm Markwayne Mullin.

Together, they’ll threaten to fistfight the entire world!

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We made it to Lore. Kelsey immediately called that he’s evil.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up

Some crime writer is currently doing a search and replace for his serial killer named Markwayne Mullin

How easily could a reporter to get Trump to brag about hiring “the best people” today?

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

[Exit Murderer.]

She’s going on Dancing With The Stars

Now, who’s going to flip that OK Senate seat?

This was filmed October 3, 2025.

Noem is finally out. Good.

Now let’s make sure she’s prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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Re: Kristi Noem

Already seeing Talarico 2028 posts, and y’all need to calm down

Got a third email. Tone it down, James.

Day 1: Two texts and two emails. I grossly underestimated the over/under

John Fetterman being worse than Rand Paul is breathtaking

Get wrecked, Gavin

When I was in my 20s, 42 seemed incredibly old. Now that I am 42, I can confirm that it is.

You know what I'm most excited for about the midterms in Texas? I get to vote for several statewide races that aren't the same 4 dudes who always run and lose.

The Texas GOP wanted to divide Democrats by making the primary as difficult to vote in as possible.

Bad news: That worked.

Good news: It's so incredibly long until the general election.

Got mine!

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It would be a real shame if Ken Paxton and John Cornyn made the runoff incredibly personal, deeply hateful attacks.

Very rude of him not to text me