THEJordonBrown

Lovely.

When I see a Harry Potter adult, I have to wonder if they’re transphobic, if they don’t care, or if they’re somehow so disconnected from reality that they don’t know

Every Dem that complains the problem is Trump didn’t tell them he was going to bomb a school first should be primaried and never heard from again

If “invaluable” means “without value,” then I agree

idea for futuristic sci-fi story:

- AI is almost completely unregulated, which is encouraged by the president

- the president is a former reality tv star who has bankrupted at least six businesses

- Congress members just go on cable TV to make points but don’t do anything else

My son said “I’m a bad guy. Muahaha! I’ll be the richest Lego man in the world!”

I’m excited he understands wealth makes you inherently evil.

I’m so bummed they deleted it and apologized. It was genuinely so funny and my favorite ttrpg “discourse” in forever

graham platner's team rn

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Mainers: Don’t Fetterman yourselves

Claude targeting a school full of children to slaughter is a feature, not a bug.

Why are we acting like this is Iraq all over again? There has been zero attempt to deceive the American public. They just bombed a country and gave themselves a pat on the back.

Three U.S. soldiers have been killed because of our attacks on Iran. I’m sure the “Salute our troops” crowd will see no problems with that.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Iran So Far - SNL Digital Short

RIP Mahmoud youtu.be/zoS8DrrlnTQ?...

a man standing on a beach with the words " this never happened to the other fellow " ALT: a man standing on a beach with the words " this never happened to the other fellow "

20. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) The first half is pretty slow, but George Lazenby kind of kills it? Plus, Diana Rigg? Fab.

Then there’s the part where Bond goes undercover pretending to be a gay man and sleeps with women to convince them he’s “cured.” So, bit of a mixed bag.

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

Hot take: Killing children is bad. If you kill children, you’re the bad guy in the story.

Make a law that retroactively puts everyone who made this site and everyone who gambled on it goes to jail and has all their assets seized

If a foreign power killed our president and then was like “Hey citizens, take back your country,” I don’t think 99% of us would know where to start

Donald Trump is going to break out the “mission accomplisheder” banner

Do you think the people who think the same Ayatollah is in Iran (Russians in Afghanistan) also think George Washington is still President?

if you are the person who put their dot in texas, please email me at dsolomon@texasmonthly.com if you are available for an interview

kermit the frog and grim reaper from the muppets are standing next to each other in the dark . Alt: kermit the frog and an identical frog in a black hood are standing next to each other in the dark

8. Muppets Most Wanted (2014) The Diddy jump scare was deeply upsetting. As was how much time I had to listen to Ricky Gervais talk.

Screenshot of Fetterman praising Trump for bombing Iran an closes with “God bless the United States, our great military, and Israel.”

Like, god damn Pennsylvania. Talk about an all timer of a fuck up

Trump bombing Iran as a midnight surprise to Americans meant it was middle of the school day for these children we murdered

Pennsylvanians voted for Fetterman over him

Someone get Mamdani to go to the White House with a fake newspaper that says “Donald Trump hailed as peace architect after ending war with Iran”

I went to bed at like 2:30 am et, and I simply can’t believe I’m waking up to war with Iran