honestly you should go to sleep and reconsider the foot thing in the morning
yes, i'm a mom
honestly you should go to sleep and reconsider the foot thing in the morning
yes, i'm a mom
his music album is one of my favorite things ever
"i do the rock" is amazing
there were a LOT of ways for marco to deal with this situation
a grown man stomping around in shoes so big makes me think about a toddler in a diaper wearing his big brother's cowboy boots
this is one of the greatest things i have ever seen
10.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0but i'm really happy you documented it!
10.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
he's babbling
he's just up there babbling
incontinent and babbling and slurring
worst date ever
🤣🤣🤣
Dude!!!
10.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i support your entire mission
so glad you included the cats
burn it all down
save the world
tell me you've never read Shakespeare without telling me you've never read Shakespeare
actually just tell me you've never read any literature without ....
*head explodes*
god i miss being able to move around freely in my world and having nobody know where i was
it's the only way to really experience aloneness
i have a visceral homicidal reaction to plagiarism of any type
i couldn't finish the article
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if by "interesting" you mean "apparently truthful"
10.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
which splotch is his reset button?
or is it his nose?
try resetting
beep boop
10.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My mother used to help us collect butterfly and moth caterpillars, house the cocoons, and hatch them. Twice we successfully hatched Cecropias and of course immediately released them.
They are unbelievably beautiful.
maybe it's time to try it again
Felix has PTSD from his feral kitten days, so he basically turns into a big buzzsaw when i attempt to restrain him
nobody else in the house is willing to give up their goodwill capital that they've saved up with Felix so it's up to me, the Cat Whisperer
i can't give my cat gabapentin because his claws are so sharp that i can't pill him
it's a big problem
Black cat in bright sunlight with paw over his eyes so only his nose is visible
Felix can't even
#catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky
Thanks!
09.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
this clip just caused me to actually question why i have even bothered to make good choices
also this man is proof that god does not exist and there is no justice
in retrospect would you have rather had either pastrami or corned beef?
09.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me too gonzo
so sleeby
this clinical psychologist is giving you extra "winning the internet" points today
09.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i believe in you jerry
09.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0which is impossible because his skull is full of cottage cheese
09.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just broke out in hives
09.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my son would absolutely love this -- i'm looking up recipes asap
09.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0