Ash 🪼

Last night I learned my crazy maga mil ran for a political position she didn’t even want/ care abt simply bc she didn’t want the other guy (a democrat) to win…

I’m so fucking glad she lost 😂🖕🏻

New definition of “America First” just dropped

So…I said I was back but then I had a baby & fucked off for 3 months. So now we’re (once again) back babyyy 🤠🤠🤠

Wow I really fell off the face of the earth for a bit there, but we are BACK BABYYY 🤠

Hope everyone has a great day!

i'm afraid i'm not going to be able to be normal about the truman mv

Wish I could’ve experienced this 😩 my mom was so scared of germs that we had to just stand outside and watch

This has been the only thing on repeat for days

Bought 3 skeins of yarn for my sisters baby blanket & she decided she no longer likes the color 💀 pls send ideas of things to make before I crochet 500 bookmarks 😭

My upstairs neighbor has been blasting her shitty music since 9am this morning…I’m so close to committing a crime

it will be spring soon and we will get better

Bob Ross first thing in the am sets the tone for the day really quite nicely 😌

Toddler woke up screaming bloody murder twice so my anxiety is ✨buzzing✨ this morning

Happy Rebecca Black day to those who celebrate ❤️

The show, not the actual fish. The actual fish is great too tho

I can’t stop watching catfish send help

hey sorry for being an anxious wreck earlier and crashing out i had no idea that everything would be fine

Someone dm’d me & I was so excited thinking they wanted to be friends…turns out they were just trying to scam me 💀

Vaccines don’t cause autism.

Vaccines aren’t even associated with autism.

The biggest predictor of autism?
GENETICS.

We have decades of data and millions of data points that to show this.

This lie insults people with autism too — as if it’s an “adverse effect” of medicine.

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My toddler managed to turn the tv on at some point and he’s just been watching studio choom videos I- 😂

The sun is out & it’s gonna be 53°F today, is this the high I’ve been chasing all winter? ☀️

Alice Madness Returns

White and pastel crocheted blanket with some yarn in a ball next to it and a crochet hook

Alexa, play the final countdown 🎶

stop playing cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

Good news: my toddler went to bed at 7pm last night

Bad news: he decided 4am was a great time to seize the day