Joseph Knoop

Surely *I* won't be subjected to the sacrificial altar. - Manager at Sacrificial Altars-R-Us.

As the owner of a cat starting to show her age, 😭😭😭

Ohhh, so JT stands for "Just Trash."

Every dog has its day.

'Our Soot Stained Heart' #3

Finally got around to watching Rental Family. Sugary sweet but not cloying. Frasier can do no wrong. This would be a really great movie for the weeb-ier among us to introduce modern Japanese pop culture to their parents, without the "utopian Japan" stereotypes.

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

Will he do the thing he literally always does? Or will he do something he has never once done? Experts disagree.

I famously enjoy saying "you can't beat this city" while taking a solo selfie in front of hotel-grade lamps and the lighting set from Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"

From the people who brought you "freelancers can only do 15 'gigs' per year."

Any games media (independent or otherwise) doing book reviews/blogs? Have a cool thing for a little later this year and I might be able to give some copies out.

Dad's side: Dutch immigrant, town handyman til the last two weeks of his very long life.

Mom's side: I think blood and step-grandpa were both coal miners.

Meanwhile, I send emails begging underpaid 20 and 30-somethings to write about video games.🤷

Billionaires are always worried about liquidity, so seems a win-win to me!

Me: "Hmmm can I make it to downtown BART in 30 minutes from El Cerrito Plaza if I sprint out the door when work ends at 5:30...hmmmm"

Pusheen sits at a table at the cafe. She has a laptop and a cup of coffee.

🤎 ☕

Average Jersey Shore interaction, honestly.

If you're going to say nothing of value, make them pay you twice.

Honestly, respect to the hustle. "Waddaya want from me? A forecast of the economy? On a Tuesday?! Yeesh, alright but you better consult me again a month from now, ideally before my rent is due."

Credit where it's due, at least when Trump flagrantly lies about timelines, he keeps it to two weeks.

You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

(and thank you for all your hard work for the VGHF crew!)

Lawyers who work in skyscrapers 👎
Lawyers who post up in libraries in comfy clothes ❤️

We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

gamehistory.org/cookies-bust...

What I imagine Phil and Frank looking like while they wrote this absolutely BADASS takedown of a copyright troll.

I love 3/5, never played Chants or Animal Well...and I eventually gave up on Blue Prince. Got farther than I thought I would but the RNG was infuriating when I felt like I had a good idea for a puzzle but couldn't get to it.

a black cardigan with purple line art of Shin Godzilla using his atomic breath

Pre-ordered a Shin Godzilla cardigan and got the shipping notification finally. Look at this beauty.

Real Star Trek Ferengi "Feeeemales" tell there.

Imagine tone policing Jamelle Bouie, the embodiment of a mid-sized university professor's office hours (complimentary).

Oh my fucking god. I hope these scum bags get what they deserve. If I can ever help connect you with a different PR rep to put out a fire, just say the word, man.

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