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Stephanie K.

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108 Followers  |  126 Following  |  434 Posts  |  Joined: 21.06.2023  |  2.5117

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You are supposed to protect him with your kid life!

23.11.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I am the flat fuck

21.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are trying very hard to maintain the prosperous illusion of the late 1900s. It's Disney for bulk toilet paper

21.11.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes when I prepare a food that comes in dry packet form, I feel a kinship with the crystals in those Smithsonian crystal growing kits

20.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's nice to be known for something

19.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had 0 exposure to this growing up, and I found the Netflix series enjoyable.

17.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you leave them lumpy you can act like they're duchesse potatoes in an "impoverished nobility" way

16.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm doing my part

15.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the passing of the torch, are we finally allowed to be 30 or 40 years old now?

15.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband said 4'33" was his favorite song at a corporate team building event.

13.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big stretch!

13.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit, drank too much tea too late in the afternoon. But also there is too much news.

13.11.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uh, well, good news on the blackberry mitigation front: www.thesprucepets.com/stick-insect...

13.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big aquarium with mesh top?

13.11.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't take federal money

12.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate

09.11.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1673    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 18

@michaelchu7.bsky.social

09.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

09.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14532    πŸ” 4344    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 132

"Manchild"

08.11.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kahless tells us time is the one enemy no warrior can defeat. In the end, it is how you spent your that time matters most. Spend it being honorable, strong, and kind. Do this and time will not be your enemy, but your gift to those who will be glad to have known you.

07.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

This fall has been an extra slow one for small businesses out here, and the tea house is $3.7k shy of where we need to be to make rent before late fees hit this month.

All this to say, if you have some tea shopping to do or friends to point our way today, we'd sure appreciate it!

07.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 25

"Diffusion line"? Took me all day to remember, lol

06.11.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't the GPS satellites operate under Space Force now? That should count.

06.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To tell which way the solar wind is blowing

06.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's your ship to wreck

06.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of brand dilution happening at Costco is insane.

06.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't be doing that well in life if I keep getting served ads for freeze dried ramen mix-ins.

06.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is NOT cold and he WILL carry everything in ONE TRIP

04.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody handprint decor is easily converted to hand turkeys

03.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I hope they leave it up so other parents see

03.11.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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