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@unfunpleasures.bsky.social

34. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3. pfp: @midearthling.bsky.social. header: @panodtortur.bsky.social. 18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below. https://linktr.ee/unfunpleasures

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they are so beautiful and i want them so bad

04.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a pack of curad pirate bandages with insanely corny art. one of the bigger bandages says β€œahoy pirates.”

a pack of curad pirate bandages with insanely corny art. one of the bigger bandages says β€œahoy pirates.”

admittedly, though, i did also buy a bottle of loratadine and these super dumb bandaids because i’m almost out of the camo ones i had.

04.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i truly don’t know how anyone affords a full 2000 calories a day, every day, especially because i do v*ganism the cheap way (almost no fun fake foods).

04.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing about trying to expand my diet from just oatmeal for breakfast, bean burritos for dinner, and occasionally avocado toast for anytime is that i’ve spent about $85 this week on groceries instead of $50ish.

04.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oooh, congrats on finding the right fit!!!

04.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ”₯

04.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚ wishing you as much ease as possible as you navigate the next steps.

03.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

awww, thanks! πŸ₯Ή i would certainly do my best! flares are never quite as exciting as i want them to be because i'm only 5'5" and have wide hips, so a little of the drama is missing, but i do love them lol

03.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(cool to find this out, what, two years in? three?)

03.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my board has no idea what kinds of problems i'm solving, what kind of initiative i'm taking, what kinds of costs i'm accidentally going to keep incurring for us because it turns out that we have to add something to our crm because our membership structure is too insane for it on its own.

03.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100%, this is approximately where my mind is at all times

03.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i will always wanna be your friend because i have never gotten over anything a single time in my life

03.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a laptop screen showing a spreadsheet with multiple columns of time periods, amounts, organizations, and organizers. The total sum shown is $401,866.16.

Photo of a laptop screen showing a spreadsheet with multiple columns of time periods, amounts, organizations, and organizers. The total sum shown is $401,866.16.

Happy birthday, OFMD! In 4 years we have raised over $401,866.16 for charities and provided over 14,000 meals with Samba and Momentus for the LA Food Bank, all inspired by our love for the show. Maybe we can get to $500k in 2026?

The Fandom Market opens Thursday!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

03.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

i think this is the longest i've made it into a work day without a single beverage, a single snack, or a single trip to the restroom. surely this bodes well for my mental and physical wellbeing.

03.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the fic in this fandom is plentiful and insanely good. enjoy!

03.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

already watching over 30 items. i’m in danger.

03.03.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just remembered i have to work on saturday morning and the little bit of wind i had in my sails today is gone

03.03.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve got this sweet little innkeepers-era thing in which the guys pick flowers

archiveofourown.org/works/59100205

03.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hello friends! If you were waiting for the emotional resolution to read β€œliving on your breath,” it will be posted this week provided Ao3 cooperates. Then one more chapter and possibly and epilogue. Now is a good time to catch up #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDfanfic

03.03.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

it took me the better part of a year to get around to watching, but i’m so glad i did. i’m writing again! i’ve traveled so much! i have friends all over the world! what a gift!

03.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday!!!

03.03.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday, friend!!!

03.03.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean, it’s constantly cracking, but that many times in less than 30 seconds felt a little much

03.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we grow most of the world’s almonds here (even though we shouldn’t because we’re always in a drought). we do grow a lot of stone fruit, too, though!

03.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

to be honest, most of the almond blossoms are already gone now, which feels insanely early to me, but it was also nearly 80 degrees the other day, so it feels like we’re gonna get a short spring and endless summer

03.03.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s like a bowl of rice krispies but it never stops crackling and sometimes it’s a lot louder and occasionally painful

03.03.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of my friends gets absolutely horrified every time i pop my knees lol. i love when i take the back stairwell at work and my knee cracks and it sounds like a fucking bb gun or something lol

03.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love you our flag means death

03.03.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my body just cracked no less than seven times when i got out of my chair and then four more times when i stretched my arms a little. i love being in the prime of my life.

03.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

ahhh, look at them! and the steard!!!

03.03.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0