they are so beautiful and i want them so bad
04.03.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
34. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3. pfp: @midearthling.bsky.social. header: @panodtortur.bsky.social. 18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below. https://linktr.ee/unfunpleasures
they are so beautiful and i want them so bad
04.03.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a pack of curad pirate bandages with insanely corny art. one of the bigger bandages says βahoy pirates.β
admittedly, though, i did also buy a bottle of loratadine and these super dumb bandaids because iβm almost out of the camo ones i had.
04.03.2026 01:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i truly donβt know how anyone affords a full 2000 calories a day, every day, especially because i do v*ganism the cheap way (almost no fun fake foods).
04.03.2026 01:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the thing about trying to expand my diet from just oatmeal for breakfast, bean burritos for dinner, and occasionally avocado toast for anytime is that iβve spent about $85 this week on groceries instead of $50ish.
04.03.2026 01:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oooh, congrats on finding the right fit!!!
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04.03.2026 00:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π« wishing you as much ease as possible as you navigate the next steps.
03.03.2026 23:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0awww, thanks! π₯Ή i would certainly do my best! flares are never quite as exciting as i want them to be because i'm only 5'5" and have wide hips, so a little of the drama is missing, but i do love them lol
03.03.2026 22:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(cool to find this out, what, two years in? three?)
03.03.2026 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my board has no idea what kinds of problems i'm solving, what kind of initiative i'm taking, what kinds of costs i'm accidentally going to keep incurring for us because it turns out that we have to add something to our crm because our membership structure is too insane for it on its own.
03.03.2026 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0100%, this is approximately where my mind is at all times
03.03.2026 22:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i will always wanna be your friend because i have never gotten over anything a single time in my life
03.03.2026 22:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Photo of a laptop screen showing a spreadsheet with multiple columns of time periods, amounts, organizations, and organizers. The total sum shown is $401,866.16.
Happy birthday, OFMD! In 4 years we have raised over $401,866.16 for charities and provided over 14,000 meals with Samba and Momentus for the LA Food Bank, all inspired by our love for the show. Maybe we can get to $500k in 2026?
The Fandom Market opens Thursday!
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i think this is the longest i've made it into a work day without a single beverage, a single snack, or a single trip to the restroom. surely this bodes well for my mental and physical wellbeing.
03.03.2026 20:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the fic in this fandom is plentiful and insanely good. enjoy!
03.03.2026 20:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0already watching over 30 items. iβm in danger.
03.03.2026 17:35 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0just remembered i have to work on saturday morning and the little bit of wind i had in my sails today is gone
03.03.2026 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
iβve got this sweet little innkeepers-era thing in which the guys pick flowers
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Hello friends! If you were waiting for the emotional resolution to read βliving on your breath,β it will be posted this week provided Ao3 cooperates. Then one more chapter and possibly and epilogue. Now is a good time to catch up #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDfanfic
03.03.2026 13:47 β π 19 π 9 π¬ 0 π 1it took me the better part of a year to get around to watching, but iβm so glad i did. iβm writing again! iβve traveled so much! i have friends all over the world! what a gift!
03.03.2026 15:44 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0happy birthday!!!
03.03.2026 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy birthday, friend!!!
03.03.2026 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i mean, itβs constantly cracking, but that many times in less than 30 seconds felt a little much
03.03.2026 15:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we grow most of the worldβs almonds here (even though we shouldnβt because weβre always in a drought). we do grow a lot of stone fruit, too, though!
03.03.2026 15:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0to be honest, most of the almond blossoms are already gone now, which feels insanely early to me, but it was also nearly 80 degrees the other day, so it feels like weβre gonna get a short spring and endless summer
03.03.2026 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0itβs like a bowl of rice krispies but it never stops crackling and sometimes itβs a lot louder and occasionally painful
03.03.2026 06:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0one of my friends gets absolutely horrified every time i pop my knees lol. i love when i take the back stairwell at work and my knee cracks and it sounds like a fucking bb gun or something lol
03.03.2026 06:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love you our flag means death
03.03.2026 05:51 β π 40 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0my body just cracked no less than seven times when i got out of my chair and then four more times when i stretched my arms a little. i love being in the prime of my life.
03.03.2026 05:17 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0ahhh, look at them! and the steard!!!
03.03.2026 04:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0