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“Trump is yet again in breech of the constitution and his oath and has committed more heinous war crimes. He needs to resign and surrender to authorities.”

A tweet by Jake Shields reading "Ian how was working with Ghislane Maxwell at Reddit?" and a reply from Ian Miles Cheong reading "At least I'm important enough for her to want to associate with. You never will be."

And that's on facts!!

A photo of a rack of silicone figurines on keychains. A girl with long pink hair, a black Tshirt, and a yellow skirt holds a long light pink weapon thing. Two extremely regular dudes dangle beside her, one with pink hair and the other with brown hair. Wristbands attached to the keychains say “K-POP.”

Charmed and enchanted by the bootleg Kpop Demon Hunters keychains being sold in this grocery store in a three-stoplight town in central Nebraska.

they got all the gym tvs playing different network news and man they love themselves some war. just absolutely zero skepticism. when they write the book on what inevitably happens it’s gonna be called “Well Yeah Of Course”

The IRI will in all likelihood still exist and a dozen or more US troops and hundreds if not thousands of Arabs, Iranians, Pakistanis, and migrant workers will be dead for the aberrant, spasmic, nonsensical ricocheting mind of this decaying corpse of a man.

Roses are red,
Sharts are all sharty,

Why are so many bases being successfully hit? There should be no world in which we planned an attack in Iran, expecting counter strikes, and have had our defensive systems exhausted so rapidly? We should have been stockpiled with enough patriot missiles to defend these things for weeks…

I mean part of the answer is they sincerely didn't think Iran would follow through, since the US leadership has demonstrated they do not comprehend their enemies as human with capacity for thought, but also things never work the way you *imagine* them to. Even unlimited stockpile wouldn't be 100%.

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come on, dawg

Uncovered Georgia O’Keeffe Letters Confirm Paintings Were Veiled Depictions Of Basset Hounds SANTA FE, NM—Putting to rest a debate that had stirred in the art world for decades, newly uncovered letters from Georgia O’Keeffe made public this week confirmed long-running speculation that the pai...

Uncovered Georgia O’Keeffe Letters Confirm Paintings Were Veiled Depictions Of Basset Hounds

Black t shirt with the coat of arms of Zheleznogorsk under the USSR, a golden bear cracking an atom with its hands within a white atomic symbols

shirts that go insanely fucking hard

It's genuinely wild how much better her and Tlaib are than all of Congress

A stock photo of a guy with six pairs of sunglasses all up and down his face and head

Compiling shaders

Just assuming the epic fury at Biden for the tragic American deaths withdrawing from a war will not be matched for starting one.

“Operation Epic Fury” sounds like a 2011 computer animated movie (non-Pixar). Ed Helms is the voice of the hero, a squirrel

Stars and Stripes story about the 3 troop deaths over a story about the people profiting on the prediction markets.

Sometimes the timeline does the work.

But if you want to build a ballroom over the rubble, he's your guy.

Who else had a proclivity for giant red, white, and black banners on their government buildings...

Judges still trying

OPINION Is Trump’s claim of total victory over Iran a rerun of Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ speech? Tony Keller TONY KELLER PUBLISHED JUNE 27, 2025 This article was published more than 6 months ago. Some information may no longer be current.

Some information may no longer be current

Houdini strapped up with a rock, standing next to a pool

logging on

the Trump admin, both parties, and all major media outlets all assumed that attacking Iran would be broadly popular amongst Americans because they all have a deep hatred of Iran and lust for Iranian blood and just assume everyone else does too

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

I know that everyone here hates the “Donald Trump started a war and jacked up your gas prices” messaging but “Donald Trump started a war and jacked up your gas prices” is likely the single thing about this nightmare that will most affect the day to day lives of a lot of people in the US

Trump relying on the old rule that you can’t prosecute a wartime pedophile.

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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