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Also your plot to confuse Americans and lie to their faces and hope they wouldn't notice the kidnappings and astronomical grocery prices has obviously not worked, so if you want to stay in business you might want to start reporting the news again instead of running press releases from the WH

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it

What makes the Four Seasons situation so perfect is that the landscaping company clearly knew that the Trump campaign made a mistake and had no intention of correcting them when they called. Like at no point did they stop the campaign from booking a presser in their parking lot

hes refusing to meet with me too

I think they did and found a lot of powerful Dems and donors in there

this week has made me the most optimistic that I've been since the election that we're going to get out of this intact, or some vague approximation thereof

(whether we can successfully rebuild from there, I am more skeptical about, but first things first)

a thread

so, yes, at a basic level I think Tuesday showed that we can vote our way out of this

and so we have to be clearer than ever about making sure the people we vote in are willing to do what's necessary to rebuild - packing the court, adding states, etc.

or we'll find ourselves right back here

if you'd like to do something nice for my birthday you could donate to make people's lives a bit easier

they’re really trying their hardest to not release the epstein files it’s crazy

They really stuck the landing on this one.

is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day

Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone Developing ‘Miss Piggy’ Movie With ‘Oh, Mary’ Tony-Winner Cole Escola Jennifer Lawrence says she's making a "Miss Piggy" movie with Emma Stone and Cole Escola.

omgoodness it’s real 😱

variety.com/2025/film/ne...

the wealthy oligarchs want to control all flow of information to create narratives and beliefs they want to instill into populations, no better illustrated by comparing how elon musks ‘grokipedia’ talks about hitler compared to ‘wikipedia’

I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died

"Jucika and the fashion fad." röltex- a shopping and retail store chain in Hungary This is something that actually happened in world history during depressions when women couldn't buy dark stockings, they had their normal stockings painted

Animation by Felix Colgrave ( @felixcolgrave )*

#sakuga #2danimation

RIGHT ON

Grey Hulk looks minimally irritated by Spider-Man stood on his shoulders with his hands grabbing his chin. Spider-Man has the head of a snake. Hulk: -- Aw, no, it's Spider-Man! Hulk (thinking): WHY did HE hafta pick on ME? I always kinda LIKED the little guy! Panel from What If...? #25 (1991)

fun how you can learn about the causes of the 2008 economic crisis, and then see all the same things happening now, and so what. ha! those who do study history are doomed to repeat it also!

This is why you never gotta hand it to Tucker because what he's saying about Graham is true but it's coming from a guy who said of Trump winning, "you're getting a vigorous spanking because you've been a bad girl."

Oh well! Too bad! Maybe you shouldn't have used the last 10 months waging war on the citizens of this country and kneecapping Congress and whining to the SCOTUS every time you don't get what you want. Fuck off and eat a dick

Different strokes

he’s saying exactly what we’ve been saying, he’s absolutely right, and any colleagues of his should listen to him

every part of the country that could just told Donald Trump to go to hell and we demand our elected representatives follow suit

Fly? Not we.

be sure to remind your normie friends that this is *exactly* what conservatives want government to be: you and your loved ones jobless and starving while they take your money to build ballrooms and blow up fishermen

Eric Bogosian and his goons locked in the alcove in Uncut Gems

The Criterion guys after I lock myself in the closet