Alchemist

Making some stuff for the up coming full moon show on Feb 12

Americans are so dumb they either like P25 or they really believed them when they said they didn’t know what it was. This is what happens when education is continually defunded for 50 years.

Making some fun stuff for our next show

The French invented a clever trick to fix this.

Both of their outfits also somehow suck. Also

They really are a bunch of dweebs losers weirdos and just in general the most unfuckable men imaginable. The empire toppled by the most deeply uncool posers imaginable.

It’s because they’re all gonna support and vote for him even as he cuts their healthcare pay and benefits. It’s a win win. The brainwashing works as planned.

It’s part of why they don’t want us to return to analog. Can’t track it, can’t stop it.

The luddites were right.

As Spotify adds features it keeps getting worse. Their weekly discover has gotten worse and worse at showing me anything I actually want to hear.
Spotify is not immune from
Enshittification, they’re a prime example of it.
Also their sound quality is terrible.

Debating the current GOP and their constituents is like playing chess with a pigeon.

Shrink here: Republican parents keep me in business. Interpret that how you will. 💥

Instead of crying fascist, I’m calling him what he is: a dumbass. We gotta use smaller words so they can understand us. We use words the opposition has to look up on google. Gotta stop doing that.

It was a gut wrenching experience live

Fuck yeah

Agree that I’d rather folks pirated us lol. Buy a keychain or shirt when you see us and if you’re genuinely too broke for a ticket tell me! I just want our shows to be a good party

Kash is someone you’re kinda glad got bullied because the adult they turned into deserves it.

A guillotine would have been an appropriate end for treason.

Hard agree. I don’t like people enough to hang out with 10,000 of them to see a band.

Idk why we still talk about ID. I just don’t see the appeal but maybe it’s not for me.

Always love some Pike.

The most uncool losers and weirdos are in power. It’s like middle management caricatures. Laugh in their faces all the time. Such losers.

I really want a Hinckley (the hardcore band, not obviously) reunion.

a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo holding umbrellas and the words lightning strikes . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo holding umbrellas and the words lightning strikes .

What’s this say about me

Edgelord militia and auto erotic asphyxiation enthusiasts? Checks out

Idk about misogynist but it appears you need to have a worm in your brain to get a public office now.

Missouri again? Can we just get rid of Mohela AND all their politicians by giving them a space X ticket to the sun. With Elon guiding the tour.

The classic catch 22. Nobody got healthcare and we also don’t have sick leave. I’m sure that’s how the expression goes. 🥲

Somehow I haven’t listened to life lover or Krom yet so I’m gonna binge that and keys to the astral gates and mystic door.

Yes. The wizard!

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Stay b r u t a l, fam.
Can’t wait for the 12th at bottom of the hill, SF. The people in this photo (and Mike behind Simone) are the most reliable good hearted humans I’ve had the pleasure of making mayhem with. Happy 2025 let’s destroy this broken world and make it new