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Very sleepy Monday

Mojo braised chicken, arroz con gandules, habichuelas, and tostones 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

Training to be the buffest warlock

Unfortunately I do love a night of cocktails and appetizers

I mostly don’t want to fill out the report 😂 but also I guess I’ve come to care about them and their safety or whatever 🙄

Like, it’s Friday idgf just don’t cut yourselves boys 😂

It’s really cute that my employees think I can’t tell they got stoned on their lunch break

I had the idea the other day while making clam chowder “what if chicken and dumplings but clam chowder and the dumplings are actually cheddar bay biscuits” and well… I made that a reality

I love California, I can already wear my slutty little cut offs because it was 72 today

The Sunday hairies

Forever hopelessly in love with Matty. Just a Dash season 3 is nothing shy of incredible, it’s so high concept and weird and hilarious. However going back a rewatching season 1, it’s peak adorable Matty. 😍

Thinking about the black and tans I’m going to erase at the pub

Also, what’s up with the nipple ring? 🤔🤔🤔

I love him 😍
“The best thing is life is fillin’ yer belly”

Can someone please tell me what the “st” is short for? I really need to know what kind of -ussy these guys’ shirts are celebrating

Spent the afternoon making a slow simmered chicken stock, poached chicken, and chili-ginger sauce. Later, made rice with the chicken stock and a cabbage salad with a fried garlic and sesame dressing.

I hope this bar with touchtunes doesn’t want to do any more dirty work because I got $20 in my pocket and Steely Dan in my heart

Missed David Byrne when he was here and I was strongly considering spending a dumb amount of money to fly to Europe to see him BUT they added more dates in the US and there’s a show right here!!! Excite!!!

I’m not emotional I’m just crying over Claude the albino alligator’s funeral

Guess who got FREE spa treatments?! 90 minute hot stone massage then I took advantage of the cold plunge, sauna, and steam rooms. I feel like butter

Honestly, yeah… and I dont judge but it’s good to have realistic goals

Roy Yamaguchi is a legend. Everything we had was pretty spectacular- shown is the sticky ribs, blue crab and corn fritters, and local seafood paella 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

So just go and have fun and be proud of your progress. Don’t compare yourself to others, especially when they are playing a different game. It’s a rot that will eat you up if you aren’t careful

And if you think like “oh I’ll just hop on tren too and get big and hot like my dreams” I’d remind you that in 2025 fifty five bodybuilders died, mostly under the age of 40 and mostly of heart failure. I foresee in the next 5 to 10 years a lot of death in the gay community related to this.

If you just started going to the gym this year here’s one thing I wish I knew earlier - everyone is lying to you about the amount of gear they are on. Those big dudes you want to look like? Yep. And probably massive amounts

This, an edible, a coffee, and The Talking Heads

Said 6000 calorie lunch

I’m talking at least a single “like” on really anything. If it’s thirst pics fine but could be food or anything else. I don’t know

I really could get used to a life of waking up whenever, drinking half a pot of coffee, strolling to the gym to blast out a few sets, and then proceeding to have a 6000 calorie lunch while it’s 74° out