Itβs nice that you can close your eyes. And your mouth. I would probably add ears to the mix as well possible. No worries if not!
29.10.2025 21:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Groot is a cum tree
16.10.2025 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Slake βnβ sate
29.07.2025 10:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bro thatβs so unctuous. Thatβs the most unctuous thing ive ever seen
09.05.2025 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was actually the first person to think of adding insult to injury
06.03.2025 06:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey have you seen my umbrage? Someoneβs taken it again
28.02.2025 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
*throws down the gauntlet
*gauntlet bounces back into groin
16.12.2024 09:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just thought of something called the βlossless spoonβ. Will revisit
12.12.2024 05:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Head lice defenders get real quiet when you point out they seem to have a preference for parasitizing children
27.11.2024 18:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The person who named them Archaeaβ¦You were cooking that day
27.11.2024 18:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thinking Harkonnen and Atreides areboth great shoe brand names. Check my Leto IIs.. Damn you got the Feyd Rauthas??
19.03.2024 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Imagine a guy turning up to a beached whale rescue with a bib and a knife and fork..What are you doing here?! Thatβs not what this about! Get out of here!!
24.02.2024 07:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Topping and tailing green beansβ¦ the topping I understand, but the tailing..Thatβs just micro bean
20.02.2024 09:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People used to drop their phones in the toilet all the timeβ¦ now you just donβt hear about it. Something to look into
19.02.2024 22:02 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
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