Dave Sikula

I try to look for the obscure ones.

Rewrite the laws of reality?

Given his Bonwit track record, one guesses it’s all gone to the golf course.

Ace newshen doesn’t notice his knees and feet faced the wrong way.

Thank you for Mookie.

I find it incredibly underrated.

That’s exactly what they mean by “fix.”

Forget it, Bully. It’s Chinatown.

And working with Rodgers.

I just love the idea that we’re supposed to think MGM had a crime-busting department comprised of contract actors.

That’s the thing about Doc: there are no last straws.

I ask that about Blake Edwards film.

Who cares about edge? Just catch the goddamn ball.

Just another reason to boot him.

I have a 2057-day streak right now.

I love Woody, but wtf?

You mean the Minsky Pickup?

My mom was a nurse and one day they had to pump a kid’s stomach, since he’d eaten all the Barneys. True story.

We are doomed as a civilization.

Nesbitt strikes me as the most gullible guy imaginable. Corey Wilson is a close second. Smith is just annoying as hell.

A root canal is more entertaining than that ballet.

We got you, Bully.

I played Beckett off-Broadway in “Sam and Dede; or, My Dinner with Andre the Giant” in 2017.

That’s Gim Allon.

Mr. Muckle!

Just throw Conforto into a fire.

Smith’s shorts are travesties. The McDoakes short are pure gold.

We had them from 2:00 am Friday to 1:30 am Saturday. Our town has a “zero tolerance” policy that’s about as effective as Congress.

That’s the great thing about BART; it goes everywhere except anywhere you’d want to go.

Lasorda ruined more pitchers than an earthquake at Oktoberfest.