Antoine

My ranking of the whole selection.

My ranking of the final of Melodifestivalen 🇸🇪. A bit of good Sweden and a bit of bad Sweden in here, which I guess is about all you can hope for really.

Oh my god Sal actually did it, congrats to him!

You can thank my flight cancellation for this ranking.

I liked this in studio but the live was outstanding and really convinced me. Not sure how broad of an appeal it has, but a very deserved winner. Congrats to Lavina!

Well I hope the girl bop stans are happy at least.

We are rooting for WavvyBoi. #DasDeutscheFinale

Well the other two songs were literally the musical equivalent of watching paint dry, so glad this won.

Flamethrowers for everyone!

I literally have no idea who this is

Well I guess the plus side of my flight getting cancelled is that I got to see Linda & Pete win UMK in an absolute landslide, like 492 televote points is insane. #UMK2026

Linda and Pete got 492 televote points jeez. #UMK

If my ranking causes you emotional distress you may be entitled to financial compensation (you aren't just to be clear).

Well firstly congrats to Lion, he's very good live and his staging was very memorable. Personally, I find the song a bit too esoteric for my taste, but I'm sure there are a lot of people who will get into it.

Denmark 🇩🇰 has gone top of the Scoreboard app, overtaking Cyprus 🇨🇾.

Just realized I'm going to be on a plane for all of this.

Linda & Pete currently at a higher winning chance than what Käärijä had in 2023.

The fact that changing it to English was even under discussion was a bit ridiculous, but I'm glad they made the obviously correct decision.

My ranking of Sanremo 🇮🇹. The male ballads all kind of blended together in my mind, but once you get past that it's pretty good as always.

My ranking of the whole selection

My ranking of the final of EurovizijaLT 🇱🇹. Usually this selection does a good job of having one clear standout really good song, but I don't think they've quite managed that this year.

People are calling it the most based ranking of all time (it's me, I'm people).

Well it's in German which is nice I guess.

Some might call it based, some may call it cursed, the thing is they're both right.

Yeah don't think I'm feeling this unfortunately. Feels like there trying the girl bop route, but the energy of the song just falls flat for me. The only hope is that Essyla is able to really sell it live.

My ranking of Wer singt für Österreich? 🇦🇹. Not saying it's a top tier line up or anything but for a first National Final selection in 10 years it's actually not bad.

Wait Look Mum No Computer's real name is Sam. The last time the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 sent a Sam they came 2nd. Time to get excited guys.

Well looks like the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 decided to be completely random this year. From his YouTube channel he seems to be very into synth, which'll at least be very different from what they normally do.

Bro Estonia 🇪🇪 is last on the Scoreboard app by over TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND points.

If my ranking causes you emotional distress that's quite frankly a you problem.