I used to go as a kid when it was out at the Cliff House. If your quarter ever got eaten you would need to ring a door bell at this maintenance door, and this usually grouchy older guy (owner?) in a mechanic’s jumpsuit would bring out a ring of keys, pry open the game and rescue your quarter.

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Sentient sun? Da fuq?

So we’re at the “have you purchased your citizenship this week” phase of the grift

Baby Diego… has died

100-Mile Border Enforcement Zone - Southern Border Communities Coalition

CBP claims jurisdiction within 100 miles of land or sea borders and Portland is less than 100 miles from the Pacific. The SBCC has a map that shows 2/3 of the US population is within this jurisdiction.

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“At last,” he gutturally croaked, “I have the sexy voice”.

My wife and I ran into Kevin Durant coming out of his apartment building when he was in SF. We instinctively flattened ourselves to the wall to let him pass 😳 that sort of size is just mind boggling when you see it up close.

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Deep cut, that was the one with Hitler in Argentina.

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Great! The skeleton could be wearing #8 for Bones tho 😝

This album ruined the way I say “whipped cream” for life! 😝

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I like that regardless of what happens with the Giants, we can now lean back, fingers to lips, and say, “hmm… Kafkaesque”.

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Maybe this will help:

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A rye observation

I’m not up on the lore, how did immigration cases work in megacity 1? 🤔

Amen. I live a block from Chase Center and can’t watch Warriors games unless it’s a national broadcast (local blackout). This has led to me watching and rooting for teams I normally wouldn’t (rooting for wolves, against the Suns, etc.). Being unable to watch the Wolves last night was… frustrating 😤

DeMar DeNozan

Pretty sure they’re going to prop up Hooters rather than do the full bailout.

Grilled cheese dipping sauce????

Without enough caffeine onboard yet, I read that as “how Trump is hate farming today”, which is also true but a different post.

The Gornies

Gorn with the wind

Children of the gorn

The Gorn Identity

HANG ‘EM URUK-HAI

Cryo Crypt has got you covered

You’re absolutely right. The individualistic self sufficiency message of “help yourself, help yourself, help yourself to Stouffer’s Pizza” was obliterated by the irresponsible pyromania of Hot Pockets “heat things up”, and thus, so it goes, so we all go, down the drain.

Mark Zuckerberg’s AI avatar declaring “I don’t know you”

I can’t unsee it

Highly recommend the whole of “Transaudio” and especially “Tapir” and “Low Dexterity Points”

Herbert Smoocher sounds like the name of the monopoly guy or someone who drafted a tariff act in 1930

But with a Balrog

Special Agent Dale Cooper sits in the roadhouse while the giant warns “it’s happening again”

Black clinics in Chiba starting to hum to life…

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Let them eat memes