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Where "comply or die" is accepted, liberty has fled.

24.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or...we could have elected the Black lady.

20.01.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disney movie music -- let the copyright lawyers clean them out.

12.01.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's "pissing all over a storied legacy" and then there's...whatever this is.

08.01.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Death is not an acceptable consequence of inconveniencing government officials, *let alone* fake police who have no statutory right to police powers.

08.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need this in my life.

14.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DAR Eagle Lectern Loaned to the Inaugural Committee I know that you will share my pride in knowing that the Inaugural Committee has requested the use of the historic DAR eagle lectern this week. During the four previous Presidential Inaugurations, the ...

Looks like a riff on this DAR lectern: blog.dar.org/2021/01/19/d...

14.12.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.

This isn’t controversial.

A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

21.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15846    πŸ” 4650    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 106

If your defense of a public figure hinges on the distinction between pedophilia, hebophilia, and ephebophilia, you might want to reconsider where you're standing.

14.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.

08.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 19356    πŸ” 6018    πŸ’¬ 917    πŸ“Œ 323

Workplace mantra for today: I can do anything, but I can't do everything.

03.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

31.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27244    πŸ” 9366    πŸ’¬ 2304    πŸ“Œ 790

Halloween money-saving tip: if you think stopping SNAP benefits is a good thing, you need no costume since you're already a ghoul.

26.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The sun rises, the sun falls, the earth freezes, the earth thaws, but one thing remains the same: Ross Douthat will have the most impossibly stupid take on the pressing issue of the day.

25.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gods help me, but I think I'm really coming to enjoy Python.

24.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With all the respect I can muster: you dumbshit.

12.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem said in a press briefing: "One of the individuals we arrested recently in Portland was the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa."

Does anybody *NOT* understand why this is a profoundly ridiculous thing to say? I'm happy to provide clarity, if so.

09.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could ICE possibly be any more cartoonishly evil than this? What the hell happened to America?

09.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's at the beginning of a stellar career -- very much looking forward to seeing how far she goes. Just stupendously talented.

03.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My wife helped me with that: when she started saying "fuck your garbanzos, fuck them" I stopped buying them. Point being, there are valid supply-side approaches to this.

03.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If in any political conversation, someone says "Both sides...", you're talking with someone whose thinking is inadequate for this moment *and* who wants you to accept that inadequacy as valid conversational coin.

03.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it's right on the label. Best. Farter. Ever. The quality & volume of that person's flatus conveys critical cues about the trenchant wisdom of their insights.

30.09.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shorter Pete Hegseth: the Pentagon is now the Mojo Dojo Casa House. Hoorah.

30.09.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the deal with their insignia & gear? No two of them match. Who *are* these people?

27.09.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We'll discuss it in the morning standup. It may be pushed to the next sprint.

23.09.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3D printer build plate with custom ice cube tray model

3D printer build plate with custom ice cube tray model

Our five-year-old Samsung refrigerator developed cracks in the ice cube tray, which is only available as part of the $200 backordered ice maker assembly. OK fine, today will be iterating on a replacement.

21.09.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear gestapo trash:

20.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4575    πŸ” 1107    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 32

Yes, and many aspects of the CARES Act were still paying out in many fields as you would expect from an enormous stimulus package. Your point is...?

20.09.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The *whole* truth is truth, Jim. The CARES Act gave 20% bump in Medicare payments for people with COVID through mid-2023.

No payment for listing COVID as the cost of death. No payment if not on Medicare. No money after mid-2023. That's a long-ass way from what you're saying.

20.09.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0