@brandonbeck4.bsky.social
1/3 of the @nopantscrunch.bsky.social podcast crew Head of the Naz Reid Game Committee
This is not the most important Jonny K tweet of the day
26.11.2025 19:24 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0God dammit I spelled Minnesota wrong, there's something in the water here
25.11.2025 05:53 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
25.11.2025 05:49 — 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
It appears the Wolves took Friday's loss so hard that they had every trace of basketball erased from their minds in order to forget it
25.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
There’s a new JJ McCarthy is the worst quarterback in the last 25 years stat out that’s supposed to be nuts
24.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
0-6 against .500+ teams
22.11.2025 04:56 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0If you're going to situationally sub in an inbound passer, I don't really understand not situationally subbing your best point of attack defender
22.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0But the vibes are not good
22.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, Rudy played pretty well so I guess the praise embargo is lifted
22.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
22.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That was not good
22.11.2025 04:43 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Joe Ingles SLOB Wizard your time is now
22.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would die for Julius Randle
22.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look at that, you match their physicality and suddenly it looks like both teams are playing the same sport
22.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Compete level is in 2 completely separate stratospheres
22.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wolves getting pretty thoroughly outworked in this one
22.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Inexplicably not a top 2 seed - Cle, NY
Good, a trade away from Great - Det
West Play-in - Phi, Tor, ATL, Orl, Mil
East play-in - Chi, Mia, Bod
Ass - Brooklyn, Cha, Ins, Was
I think there are 4 very clear distinction tiers
Great - OKC, Hou, Den
Good - Min, SA, Lakers
Play-in - GS, Por, PHX
Ass - Utah, LAC, Mem, Sac, NO, Dal
(One of the ass teams is going to make the play-in but they are still ass)
Also OKC is a cut above but single team tiers are annoying
In honor of us always responding “that’s a good guess” to the hint free guess on RWOW, respond to this tweet with a random Wolf and we will tell you it was a good guess
21.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0Only we have the exact correct opinion about the Timberwolves
21.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if you want to know exactly how i feel about where the wolves are currently at just listen to the Crunch Wears no Pants from today and assume everything @brandonbeck4.bsky.social said came from me
21.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Thurl Bailey
21.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm not worried about the Suns tonight
21.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't actually think the Suns are that good, but they are above 500 so tonight is Rudy's first chance to earn back my respect
21.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WITH IN ARENA MUSIC DIRECTORS TIM MILLER AND DJ DUDLEY D
• HOW THEY PICK SONGS AND SOUND EFFECTS
• THE TIMBERWOLVES ARE CONFUSING
• NAZ REID IS NAZ REIDING
ART BY MATT QUICKS
linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
The Randle family has changed my life
20.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
