Malcolm Furnass

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And hugely enjoyable it is, too. Great story and absolutely brilliant art! (Review on its way to Amazon.)

Who’d win?

Surely, if rolling off a log was so easy, we'd see more people doing it.

A couple of comics I wrote (1984 and 1985).

From a few years ago: a local bookshop’s Valentine’s Day window display. I like the way someone has snuck in a copy of Lovecraft Country.

Now that’s above and beyond the call of duty. Must have been very difficult. So glad you’re officially “on the mend”. Hope you enjoy London.

Get well soon. Dennis won’t draw himself.

The difference between them and us is that they think they are right but we know we are right.

So… Peter Mountbatten-Mandelson, then?

Giving away a lot of secrets there…

How to do blocking for film.

Oooo! What a dramatic scene!

I’m so impressed by your positive attitude. Well done!

Yet another despot he admires: did I just hear Trump saying he’s looking forward to going to Switzerland and meeting Davros?

William Caxton was not one to frequent public houses. His type was not welcome there.

In the fields today the cows are all lying down. That means either it's going to rain or there's poor internet connection. I can never remember which.

When God said "Let there be light," who was he talking to?

Ageing, it seems, is just a state of mind. The founder of analytical psychology lived to the age of 85, and he was Jung all his life.

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You could retweet, if you wanted.
I made an actual puppet for this.

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Brilliant! The characters, dialogue, and setting…all so relatable. Your dystopian future was so engrossing that the final scene made me smile. It felt so positive, in a ‘making the best of things’ sort of way. Favourite line: “End capitalism! But buy an E.Z. Sleep Mattress first!” And the art - wow!

Also facing an imminent threat of annexation: Halfords.

Whenever I wish someone a Happy New Year, I assume they understand that statement is in no way legally binding.

'You Won't See Me' is one of the songs by Paul McCartney that everyone seems to have forgotten. But I remember it as if it was Yesterday.