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só uma mulher ficcional pra ter um obituário na folha que não chama ela de puta

07.10.2025 01:45 — 👍 2463    🔁 724    💬 13    📌 14

puts Odete bebendo destilado

07.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 5

Existe uma história da escalada do processamento de dados global que é muito pouco contada.

Vai ser um fio longo, espero que interessem a vocês.

Em 1965, Gordon Moore, co-fundador da Intel, prevê que a capacidade de processamento /custo dobra a cada ano.

Ele previu que isso duraria 10 anos.+

06.10.2025 13:52 — 👍 316    🔁 133    💬 4    📌 17

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. Benicio Del Toro’s glasses in OBAA
2. BDT’s quiet “8:15” when Bob is screaming about the what time is it code
3. BDT wearing his karate keikogi like The Dude’s bathrobe
4. BDT’s reading of “3 small beers”
5. His face while saying it

01.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 44    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1
Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

30.09.2025 14:51 — 👍 6151    🔁 993    💬 94    📌 125
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

30.09.2025 07:06 — 👍 14359    🔁 4291    💬 4    📌 515

THE MEME IS REAL

29.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 9268    🔁 2822    💬 62    📌 39

O jornalismo “é cedo pra chamar de fascismo” tem um desafio aqui

28.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 179    🔁 50    💬 6    📌 1

Eduardo Leite sugere exilar Bolsonaro da realidade, colocando ele em um não-lugar onde o tempo é infinito e apagando da memória de todos que ele existiu

26.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 737    🔁 194    💬 26    📌 18
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

24.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 29543    🔁 9947    💬 731    📌 1558
photo of paulina borsook

photo of paulina borsook

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

24.09.2025 18:36 — 👍 6415    🔁 2888    💬 76    📌 311

This is real btw

24.09.2025 05:25 — 👍 3583    🔁 1075    💬 67    📌 68

Maluco nao pode ouvir um Jonny Greenwood que ja fica SERIAM AS TROMBETAS DO ARREBATAMENTO??

Bitch sossega essa perereca

24.09.2025 14:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

socorro

22.09.2025 13:25 — 👍 451    🔁 121    💬 11    📌 12
Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled “Bob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled “Bob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

22.09.2025 23:30 — 👍 3412    🔁 770    💬 56    📌 34

aconteceu com o fux o maior medo de todo mundo que é de humanas (o autor que vc citou aparecer e dizer "vc entendeu errado, não é nada disso que eu quis dizer com essa frase!!!!")

20.09.2025 19:32 — 👍 1162    🔁 413    💬 16    📌 19

A essa altura da vida eu não me surpreenderia com um disco de jazz fusion do Ronaldinho

22.09.2025 22:45 — 👍 611    🔁 153    💬 9    📌 7
Programação – Estranhos Encontros 24/09Abertura dos Estranhos Encontros: cinema, agora. Falas de Paulo Sacramento e Laura Batitucci.AberturaSoberano19:00 - 00:0025/09Mesa redonda sobre Programação em São PauloConversasCCSP - Cinema14:...

Acontece essa semana no CCSP o Festival de Cinema Independente de Sao Paulo. Programação bem legal, incluindo uma retrospectiva do Paulo Sacramento. Abertura quarta a noite e vai até domingo. No encerramento vão exibir uma copia nova 4k do Filme Demência.

22.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Bearing a cross on wheels is a great metaphor for Christian oppression

21.09.2025 21:57 — 👍 1062    🔁 327    💬 15    📌 3
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Apenas o pikachu numa roda de capoeira no protesto contra a PEC da bandidagem em Salvador

21.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 4390    🔁 1542    💬 49    📌 304

“Não fazemos mais poetas como Chico” há 20 anos a opinião mais elitista e preguiçosa das redes sociais

21.09.2025 20:48 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Essa mulher é impressionante, na moral

21.09.2025 20:37 — 👍 448    🔁 80    💬 3    📌 2
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Evergreen H.S. shooter hinted at his plans online, ADL says The attacker, who shot and wounded two students, reposted a photo of a revolver and a box of ammunition two hours beforehand, research by the group's Center on Extremism shows.

A story no one is talking about - last week's high school shooting in Denver.

16-year-old white boy radicalized online and promoting white supremacist and anti-Semitic conspiracies, inspired by - and a fan of - terrorists who promoted replacement theory.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

17.09.2025 00:40 — 👍 3240    🔁 1500    💬 63    📌 52

i love that someone made this video

17.09.2025 11:47 — 👍 217    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 1
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Bom dia!
Aqui todos que votaram pela PEC DA BANDIDAGEM

17.09.2025 09:56 — 👍 122    🔁 50    💬 4    📌 16

1/5

Meu computador teve que ser resetado, então resolvi começar a migração mais pesada da minha vida digital para fora das Big Techs.

Tinha alguns posts com recomendações que queria juntar em uma tabela para visualizar melhor. Idealmente, a embedaria ou compartilharia

bsky.app/profile/bici...

15.09.2025 22:17 — 👍 99    🔁 30    💬 6    📌 2

Real shit real talk:

They are going after the trans flag as a way to legally legitimize it as a "hate symbol" that they can then bring terrorism/RICO charges against trans people.

As described almost explicitly in "Project Esther".

15.09.2025 22:37 — 👍 539    🔁 249    💬 7    📌 8

Perceba como depois da condenação o noticiário BR se curou do doomscroll doméstico

16.09.2025 00:38 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
The Hollywood Reporter

No, Hannah, That Wasn’t Brave (Guest Column)
True courage would have meant calling for peace, for coexistence, for the humanity of both Israelis and Palestinians, even if it risked boos instead of applause, writes Israeli activist Hen Mazzig.


By Hen Mazzig

September 15, 2025 6:35am

The Hollywood Reporter No, Hannah, That Wasn’t Brave (Guest Column) True courage would have meant calling for peace, for coexistence, for the humanity of both Israelis and Palestinians, even if it risked boos instead of applause, writes Israeli activist Hen Mazzig. By Hen Mazzig September 15, 2025 6:35am

2018 Forward article on Mazzig:
"Did This Pro-Israel Superstar Work As A Secret Agent On College Campuses?
By Aiden Pink
October 23, 2018"

2018 Forward article on Mazzig: "Did This Pro-Israel Superstar Work As A Secret Agent On College Campuses? By Aiden Pink October 23, 2018"

The Hollywood Reporter recruited an Israeli government ratfucker to smear an American Jewish woman as an antisemite:

15.09.2025 20:22 — 👍 906    🔁 195    💬 11    📌 11

Miraram na transparência e no accountability este ano e acertaram no fla flu

15.09.2025 18:17 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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