Kelper kelper - Bluesky Statics

14.12.2025 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants with a red tongue sticking out of his mouth . ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants with a red tongue sticking out of his mouth .

06.01.2025 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HOHOHO!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

17.12.2024 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y e s .
It was an absolute mess.

13.12.2024 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.12.2024 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro, sum fatass pulled up to the shop demanding cheesecakes then had a fit of rage at the price before storming off with them after paying...

wtf?

04.12.2024 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can confirm, I did say that!

04.12.2024 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just gave one of my Wario pilled Cheesecakes to Alopon, bro passed out for a solid like... 10 hours!

26.10.2024 11:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.10.2024 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DANGIT, THE RECORDING DIDN'T GO THROUGH AS A GIF!! yknow what i'm blaming gerald for this one

18.10.2024 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

skellybones dance

Sorry people!!! The Greedy Gang have been gone for a bit but we're back!!!!!
also we found mr skellybones dancing today and recorded it so that's funny

18.10.2024 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

03.10.2024 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #7,698,427, Kelper ‪@kelper.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 1, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #7,698,427!

20.09.2024 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me and the gang found out we can now upload videos on here
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

13.09.2024 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they opened up the tesco in the basement, sweet

06.09.2024 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HAHAHAHA! DUDE, SKELLYBONES GOT HIS ASS KICKED!

03.09.2024 09:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@giffanycd.bsky.social ooooh 9/11 oooooh 9/11

02.09.2024 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah i did too

if alopon ever goes on here i am going to warn him NOT TO EVER go there

02.09.2024 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@giffanycd.bsky.social COLLECT MY 12 DISCS, PROBABLY!

02.09.2024 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jadus pushed bla bubey off a cliff today HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAA

02.09.2024 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK YOU GUY I'LL DISS HIM ALL I WANT!!

02.09.2024 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

found this skeleton in the back of my alley and he was laughing his ass off at us

YOU'LL NEVER BE SKELLYBONES

02.09.2024 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i get that sometimes tbh

02.09.2024 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm gonna punt him into the stratosphere MWAHAHAHAHA

02.09.2024 10:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm awake

02.09.2024 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GOOD NIGHT GREEDY GANGERS

02.09.2024 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

02.09.2024 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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