Adrian Wilkins

Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

Hilarious that people were making a fuss because *The Sun* tried to make his hypnosis about boobs as well.

The Sun tries to make _everything_ about boobs.

> She's *not* a working class plumber! She fits HEAT PUMPS.

Was the refrain of so many people desperately trying to find a flaw in her background...

Wondering if the frequency of this and the cost of time wasted by the meeting participants would actually justify the position of "Finder of the Meeting Room".

You push hard enough, well it's just home for a coffee break

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Me in 2000 playing Majoras Mask: Nintendo is so weird and surreal. Don't the adults in Termina realise the world is going to end? Why do I, a literal child, have to save them?!

Me in 2026: *Takes a long drag on a cigarette*

people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.

Should audition for parts as James McAvoy's brother.

was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read

There's art even in picking the right stock photo for your slide / article. Used to devote a reasonable slice of time to making each one an amusing counterpoint to the information being presented.

Now? Yawn, another butt print from an Infinite Monkey.

My faves are by far the Kuru Toga self-sharpening ones, but now I have a Kuru Toga Dive there's nowhere further up to go.

The Roulette is just lovely though. Knurled metal grips are a premium sense experience.

Going to call my next FPS character Bodo Fraggins

wind power by country

And they're like
I'm splittin in half
Damn right
I'm splittin in half

Eggnog French Toast Casserole Eggnog French Toast Casserole is a Christmas morning tradition! This quick-to-prepare OVERNIGHT casserole is ready to pop in the oven as soon as you wake up!

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French toast with booze in it and fruit on top.

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

PSA to neurotypicals - asking “why” is not arguing. “Here is how a thing is.” “Why?” Is not an argument. It’s a request for more information. Why is the thing that way? Teach me.

Some noodles I get the seasoning powder is like sneezing powder, crystalline death to the air passages, must be microfine MSG because it's not like I throw it around, I just dump it in the bowl from the packet.

<man thinks "wow, this guy has wood">

The take of Iain M. Banks was that language shapes the mind - which was why his fictional Culture civilization (which these days, would be called out for being woke as F for having transition at will built into the genome) had a language designed to be as flexible, open, and egalitarian as possible.

An olympic gymnast, an attractive Italian brunette, holding an entire wheel of parmesan cheese as she kneels in her leotard.

The Parmesan marketing board playing a blinder as usual.

Here's the cover shot for their upcoming collaboration with Hallmark Movies.

The only use I've been able to come up with it is as a notarized timestamp provider - but that doesn't require the destructive Proof of Work that burns so much energy.

You think they just slap a `sed` layer on top, or whether they have an entire extra model for removing emdash?

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It's regenerating.

You'll be happy with her casting in Doctor Who then.

It's like people who say "I'll teach you some respect!"

You _earn_ respect. They mean fear.

I think about this a lot.