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Glamorous, exciting woman of the world trapped in the body of a chubby ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ boy from the projects.

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Jeffrey Brown, a Trump appointee, just struck down the Texas gerrymander.

18.11.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wepa. ๐Ÿฅต

18.11.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cough

17.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

That's the other thing, if this shit harms dems too, PUT ALL OF THEM IN JAIL. We don't worship politicians because we're not in a cult. If you lied to cover up pedophiles, you were complicit and deserve to rot in jail next to your kid fucker friends.

18.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's stop calling it the Epstein Files and start calling it the Trump Cover-up.

I'm also 5 so I would've said: Kid fucker says what?

18.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThe creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.โ€
George Orwell-Animal Farm

18.11.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 460    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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We need your help! But let me explain why:

18.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5278    ๐Ÿ” 1140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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He's proposing this again today:

1. Take money away from insurance companies.

2. Give that money to the people.

3. The people can then buy their own insurance.

4. From, presumably, companies that sell insurance.

5. Which are also known as "insurance companies."

18.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 899    ๐Ÿ” 274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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The real RFK. #QOTD

18.11.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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has anyone done this one yet

13.11.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sleigh My Name: A Miss Robusta Christmas Eventbrite - Bizarre Noir Theatre Co. presents Sleigh My Name: A Miss Robusta Christmas - Saturday, December 20, 2025 at The Stonewall Inn, New York, NY. Find event and ticket information.

www.eventbrite.com/e/sleigh-my-...

17.11.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ad for Miss Robusta's Christmas show premiering on 12/20 @ 3pm at the historic Stonewall Inn in New York City.

Ad for Miss Robusta's Christmas show premiering on 12/20 @ 3pm at the historic Stonewall Inn in New York City.

I am the Christmas Queen!!! Link to tickets for Sleigh My Name: A Miss Robusta in the comments! Stonewall Inn on December 20th at 3pm! ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…โ™ฅ๏ธ
#Christmas #dragqueen #cabaret

17.11.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm just gonna kms when I get too sick to be manageable.

16.11.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No child left behind indeed.

16.11.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gen Z corporate speak is a plague. The combination of unspeak questioning, inscrutable acronyms in speech, and the incessant use of "like" makes me want to hurl rocks at them.

I'm old, and you're a co-worker. Fuck you.

16.11.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guilty!!!

16.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is where I skeet from.

15.11.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If Rachel has learned anything, she'll monetize this.

15.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE CACKLE THAT ERUPTED FROM ME ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

15.11.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

15.11.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you know vaccines cause autism. ๐Ÿ™„

14.11.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cryptocurrency is a cult. Sex trafficking is a cult. Racism and white supremacy is a cult. Misogyny and transphobia is a cult.

And billionaires are mentally ill hoarders.

Also, listen to your neurodivergent friends when they see the pattern better than you ever could.

14.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The emotionally mature and ethical-acting ones though ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพโœจ

14.11.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is now promising a big, dramatic โ€œinvestigationโ€ into Jeffrey Epsteinโ€™s network โ€” you know, the same Jeffrey Epstein who died in federal custody on Trumpโ€™s watch. Not on the list to be investigated: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Alan Dershowitz, Elon Musk, et al.

14.11.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1085    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Crypto is a cult.

14.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My pussy is frothing. ๐Ÿฅต

14.11.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean. Its great that they'll have to openly admit that they support a child rapist, but the end result will be the same. They already knew and they already supported it. They enjoyed having an excuse to hate people, but now they'll just find a new excuse or just say theyre allowed to hate.

12.11.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got denied because I put up a picture of Big Ben as my banner.

Yes. Big Ben in London.

12.11.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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