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Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:

- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life

Picture of a Teal shirt. There's a riverboat on it with a KC Blue Crew flag and it says "Rolling on the River KC Blue Crew"

Memberships are now live for the 2026 season! Join us as we prepare to be EVEN LOUDER AND EVEN ROWDIER

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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”

Great clip if you're trying to get your loved ones into Office Hours or Office Hours into your loved ones

The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!

badger eating berries

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Mulder saying "both claim to have been abducted by aliens"

Scully looking So So tired

That's it. That's the show.

Kansas tribal leader 'heartbroken' over ICE detention center contract. He wants to cancel it After firing the business leaders who accepted a federal contract to design immigration detention facilities, the Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation's chairperson compared such sites to Native American reservations.

The Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation has fired business leaders who accepted a federal contract to design immigration detention facilities. "Why we would ever participate in something that mirrors the harm and trauma once done to our people?” asked the tribal chairperson. (from Kansas Reflector)

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Cold Medicine, by Tim Heidecker track by Tim Heidecker

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and then if you're feeling generous yourself consider: @yellowfund.bsky.social, @innocenceproject.bsky.social, www.pcrf.net, @kclibrary.bsky.social or your own library, etc.🎁🎁🎁

If you really want to understand selfless and unflinching generosity this #GivingTuesday all you have to do is read Marionswish.com.

a giant Godzilla figure decorated with Christmas lights like a tree

Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas

cone of shame vs cone of delight

Ruffy, a large white pit mix, and Beau, a small black pitty something look back at the camera

The Gal Pal Sports advisory board

"New Contract" graphic for LaBonta through 2028

CELLY QUEEN IS HERE TO STAY 👑

Lo signs a new contract with the club through 2028 ✍️

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

Happy Halloween🎃👻

It's On Cinema at the Cinema at the Manor!

Old El Paso Ramen and Totinos Ramen

Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart

We planned. You came. We celebrated. You rode. But what about those Grand Opening posters? Hop on the #kcstreetcar & pick 1 up for FREE at the Visit KC Visitor's Center at 1111 Main St, Tuesday-Friday, 10am-3pm. There are 2 sizes, 12"x16" + 18"x24". Supplies are limited; 1 poster per person, pls.

Kansas City will open the streetcar's Main Street extension with a party — and some changes The streetcar extension will take passengers from the River Market to the Plaza. Multiple days of celebrations are planned along the route. The extension also means changes along Main Street, like transit-only lanes.

Friday is the day! The KC Streetcar will throw a party to celebrate the opening of the Main Street southern extension. And then it's ready to ride.

Happy Transit Expansion Eve to all that celebrate

NASA confirms Earth now has two moons until 2083 Earth just got a new tag-along in space — a little asteroid named 2025 PN7. NASA confirmed this week that the rock, discovered by the University of Hawaii, is officially a “quasi-moon” — a rare type o...

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(I'm Proud Of My) National Guard - Single by Tim Heidecker on Apple Music Album · 2025 · 1 Song

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Should I watch with my mom?

[They shake their heads.]

My small gray dog sitting at the table licking a scoop of ice cream, she can’t believe it

Same, her head is tilted a little now

Same, her face in profile

Same, she’s looking longingly at the scoop as it dwindles

My dog turns 10 today, which means it is time for a tradition unlike any other: my dog getting a scoop of vanilla ice cream for her birthday

We are one week away from On Cinema Season 16🍿

Never been prouder of a KC crowd in my life than this moment bsky.app/profile/kate...