Blue

❄️:
feeling cold to wet / on my face reminds me that / I am not undead (yet.)

Waaaaaaaaaaah omggggg 4 more years of this inane babbling bullshit I can't 😒

Ohhhhhhh okay. Casual Cheeto speech is just... so... awful.

I think we've manifested a timeline directed by Coen Brothers circa 1990.

As an expert in dissociation, I just imagined myself in a different timeline and just pretended it was a good thing, not a horribly ironic thing.

There's the MLK speech I was looking for... like word-for-word though.

Ahhhhhhhhh shit. He has been doing so well with sticking to the script, the ad-libs are really just sprinkled in there so far.

Also, shout out to the cameraman who clearly learned his techniques from watching America's funniest home videos.

Considering joining the Naval Academy Glee Club after watching 1st guy get to shoulder the shit out of some audience guy. That was righteous.

Aww, she's wearing arsenic green. That's fitting. (Camera pans out)
DON'T FALL ASLEEP JOE CMONNNNN

Something about the CBS commentary on the whiteness of those attending being met with awkward silence, followed by the other commentators trying to name the 6 POC in the audience is EXACTLY what happens in corporate zoom meetings and I hate it 😀

When the former presidents walk in before the newest is so cold. Imagine having your exes paraded in front of you on your first date with someone new.
Or, you know, live in your hometown. It's the same feeling.

@jessicajernigan.bsky.social I am just now realizing that you + I should have planned to watch this shitshow together. I'm MST3K'ing the fuck out of this inauguration alone and my animals don't get my jokes

When you've only got just the one thing, hold on to it!! 😆

Custies, please? I know you're out there
Investors are asking where you've been
They say, "just upsell"
And I'm trying to
I'm right in here for you
Just come on by

We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you wanna buy a pre-roll?

Do you wanna buy a pre-roll?
Or maybe try these edibles
I think a gummy is good for you
I've got CBD to make you not so paranoid
"Hang in there, Grandma"

It gets a little lonely
All these display buds
Just watching them all go dry...

Do you wanna buy a pre-roll?
Come on, let's sell some weed
I never see you anymore
Come thru my door
It's like you've gone awayyyyy
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would come get high
Do you wanna buy a pre-roll?
It doesn't have to be a pre-roll
"Go away, Betsy"
Okay, bye....

I can buy myself flowers
Roll a joint with one hand
Talk to myself for hours
Laugh at things I don't understand
I can make my own snackies
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can smoke more weed than you can

Dabs were good, oil was gold
You had kept the rosin cold
We were lit
eyes were dry
I looked over you were fried
Mm, I didn't wanna leave you
I didn't wanna lie
Offered a break, but then remembered I...

Ohio turnpike rest stop. The one that has a McDonalds, Starbucks, AND a Chick-fil-A

Thank you for sharing! The first scout listed is in southeast Michigan - I just ordered so many boxes (still not enough boxes)