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The Crooked Moon EP2: Off the Spectral Rails!

EPISODE 2 of the Crooked Moon campaign is out early! Haunted train shenanigans in store.

#crookedmoon #Actualplay #Podcast #5e

Magicians brick being one of my favorite "lucky dungeon master" shirts. Subtly influencing the party to look for less conventional means of problem solving.

Shower thought: exasperated Dungeon Master madlib.

*sigh* You hurl a brick at the _____ before they have a chance to monologue

*sigh* You moon everyone at the ______ shocking the crowd.

*sigh* You _____ the _____ when they were giving you directions.

I've only known Shane as my walking trash bin and slingshot training dummy.

Gotta catch em all. Eldritch horrors!

I read RP1 to see what all the hubub was about when it came out. I was incredibly underwhelmed. I read DCC buying the hype. 3/5 across the board. Haven't heard of Snow Crash but I'm starting to think that dystopic "gamer" books are destined for mediocrity since Enders Game. One more try left in me

YouTube video by Cult of Luna - Topic Cygnus

Ever picture a song so clearly you could direct the music video?

A colony ship leaving a dying Earth through a portal. Noble, but base human nature and storms tear it to pieces until only a pilot remains. so strungout on drugs and cyber implants he looks like a monster to the natives when he lands.

The Crooked Moon EP1: All Aboard the Ghostlight Express

New campaign, new party, new everything! Jump into my latest DnD campaign featuring the Crooked Moon story. Folk horror at it's finest. We are so back

Such a good boy. Sorry for your loss 😥

Iron Lung was pretty good. I'm not going to watch it again any time soon, but still. Pretty good.

Give it a minute, one always appears. From Skype, to Vent, to Teamspeak, to Steam Chat, there has always been a new liferaft to cling to every 5 years.

This account doesn't get a lot of love from my miniature works. Unless it's the coolest thing ive made to date. All aboard the Crooked Moon's Ghost Light Express!

There is nothing I love more esthetically than inappropriate use of advanced technology in times of peace. Like a mech used to till a farm field, be an attraction/ride at a festival, or used for road construction.

There would have to be some kind of straw target on the mech. Hitting a pilot with anything short of a pillow would mince them should they be running at each other out of first gear. Armored or not. Unless thats the point?

I'm an audiophile. Always hunting for the next track that will shorten my breath, moisten my eyes, and raise hair on my arms without fail. Its been months since i found such a score, but my current goto is the haunting vocals of Julie Christmas paired with Cult of Luna. Exquisite chills every time.

Most of the player's in the Crooked Moon campaign are on board with being recorded. Im bringing the mic. Odds are good we are seeing more DnD on the podcast soon!

Drow, deep gnomes, and oh so many cultists. Drunk enough and the imps, bugbears, and harpies are looking pretty cute too.

Gf *in bed peacefully reading manga on her tablet*

Me *pads in slowly, pushing leather bound Berserk towards her*

Gf: "hun not now, I'm already way into this story."

Me: *whines, pushing Berserk into her face*

Raft is kind of in that vein. Starbound is space Terraria.

New "King Donut's Bad Day" fanfic is out on Ao3.

Don't find it.

Don't read it.

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Nothing tops hard cool tile on the face during a dissociation crash out

I was gonna make another one of these but I ran outta time
Big Christmas

Encounter idea. Party traveling the wilds. sign warns not to trust anything. doors, beds, all around. If ignore increase the absurdity. If interact; take their character sheet, "they vanish" stare at them for a minute. Then "they reappear" give them back a copy of their sheet. Carry on as normal..

Shower thoughts:
Dominatrix simulator vg?
Start with a dingy basement and insults. Use domme vision to find weak points on customers. Buy equipment, run merch, VIP boss encounters, up your dungeon and skill tree. teasing to death play. Minigames, and an underlying story to blackmail the diplomat.

YouTube video by Pistol whip soundtrack Black Magic - LeKtriQue

Had this track playing on the drive home and had the thought;
What if John Wick but he's a wizard slinging spells instead of shooting? They killed his familiar. Now they are all in fireball range.

Years ago i constructed a module for a 1-2 shot where one of the players is secretly a traitor and would actively sabotage the group. Nowadays, I think it would be more entertaining to have nobody be the traitor despite an NPC telling them otherwise.

I have my masculine urges. Whenever I need a top off, I'll play some Mick Gordon or watch the Astartes II teaser trailer for the 100th time.

A young trainer is trying to find her missing brother, and you won't be ever sure if he even existed. A Mismagius hallucination, or a cruel Hypno, Ditto, or Zoroark. She hires Looker to investigate and falls down a rabbit hole of corporate corruption that links to the boy. Probably Poketech.