BedtimeBunny

Spooooky

Sometimes staying alive is a lot. It's not just a catchy disco song.

Most moms were wrong.

Do you think I'm an elevator? Because you keep pushing my buttons.

Spooky!

Tsk tsk, when will those deli quints learn to not post all their nonsense to social media!

You just know~ her mommies are gonna be making diaper check posts alongside her candy haul...

Overdue piece for @candlekit.bsky.social & @marvelousmatty.bsky.social !

The reason for the season.

Happy Hallobeans! Just a reminder to watch out for the potty witch tonight.

Yes! And the pumpkins!

I STARTED EATIN' THE CANDY!

Brandy Old fashioned :D

Crazy that Halloween is the last day of October, this year.

Aaaahh!

Gosh, I sure hope someone doesn't scare me and make me wet my pants.

I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I have lots of laundry to do, too.

oh wow, what kind are those?

Horny for the Cookie Haus cow.

Happy 47th Birthday to everyone’s favorite dog dad, Bandit “Custard” Heeler! 🎂🎉 #Bluey

Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship? From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...

Online censorship is one of the many levers of state power right-wingers have been pulling to try and snuff out queer and trans existence. But instead of fighting back, some Democrats are helping them at the controls. Read the full #OpEd from @fightforthefuture.org

Did I almost have a potty accident at work because I was hyper focusing on a project? No, not me couldn't be. #imnotababyyoureababy

Did you check your advanced moderation settings? For me it was those.
Moderation => Advanced => bluesky Moderation Service => check "sexually sugestive (cartoon) setting

Dexter 2.0

#babyfur #littlefur

Way to foot!

Yeah! I saw them make fortune cookies in an alley in Chinatown over the Summer :p

(this is a true story)

I ordered Chinese delivery, and there were no cookies. Unfortunate.

If not friend why eldritch horror shaped?