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𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁 𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙇

@phonkedvessel.bsky.social

𝒎𝒆 : 𝑩𝑶𝑰𝑰𝑰 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲 (SATIRE/JOKE ACCOUNT) (Written by http://Kane) (Mun is 19) (Composer/VA) (Edits/Layout by @theundxrhog on Twt)

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["If you ever think of fighting me.."]

["Pray that I'll not be listening to Phonk."]

22.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

["NAH!"]

["YO GAMES AIN'T TUFF ENOUGH BOI."]

20.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3
20.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

["SYBAU CLANKER!"]

20.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

["MAN SYBAU!"]

["Ya don't talk back to The Sigma. UNLESS YA WANNA GET HUMBLED BOIII!"]

20.02.2026 06:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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["You chuds have no chance against The Mighty Alpha.."]

20.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3
19.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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["AY!"]

["YOU SONIC LARPERS THIMK YOU THE SHIT HUH?"]

["YOU AIN'T TUFF BOI, I'M BOUTTA WHOOP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL'S IN THE VRIUS CODED AHH."]

["You ain't ready to mess with A Sigma like Me."]

19.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

["Ay, I'm sure it's easy and yall are just some sensitive betas."]

["All I gotta do is put some gym phonk in my ears, act Sigma, Enter My Crashout Mode and whoop their ahh."]

19.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

["Well, that shi ain't none of yo business, tryna come toe to toe with the Sigma."]

["But whatever, The Names Jimmy."]

19.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

["I thought that round was pretty tuff tho."]

["THAT KILLER AIN'T GON DO SHIT if I were around tho"]

19.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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["MAN THIS AIN'T NO DUBAI!"]

["What the Sigma even is ts mid ahh place?"]

["Shi looking like An Average Day in Philly."]

19.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 4

This is A Satire/Joke Account mixed with Actual Seriousness. It depends tbh.

18.02.2026 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙊]

Essentially this is A Brainrotted YouTube Shorts/TikTok User getting sent into The EXE World.

Running off sorts of brainrot from the 2020s from Mango Mustard to 67 to Sigma Edits.

Basically he's gonna be The Worst Fucking Vessel in EXE History.

18.02.2026 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#SONICRP | #STHRP | #EXERP | #MVRP

18.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 5    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐤 𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐳 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲: 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇
𝐦𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐬: 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧
𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐡: *𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬* 𝐄𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡?
𝐦𝐞: 𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐎
𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:💀
(𝟓 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐)

18.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Kane

I gotta build my shit up man.

This is what I get for running more then 3 accounts

05.02.2026 11:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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