Joe Barlow

I just coined a new phrase: spooky season! Basically it can be used to mean the time period around Halloween. Feel free to use it but please don't overuse it.

I've proudly joined the ABC boycott because the guy whose password I use cancelled his Disney+ subscription ✊

We are in an unprecedented time of people being annoying to me.

Worried Lin Manuel Miranda is mad at me

If a billionaire pop star can find love with a super bowl winning football player then there's truly hope for the rest of us 🥰🥰

It just occurred to me that I'll never be a 24 year old with perfect hair. Hurts.

Thinking about getting a dog to see if it helps my personality

The air mattress when you first inflate it vs. the next morning #MetGala

Still waiting for a reputable news organization to call me a sensation...

Doing my taxes feels like taking the SAT but at the end I owe $1000. 🙂

Anora is how Australians say "I know her".

A fascinating look inside #TravisKelce 's mindset heading into #SuperBowlLIX 🏈 #superbowl @thechive.bsky.social

Cheerleaders are scary.

Bruno: id love a mustache but...
Gaga: hold my eyebrows

Sorry I haven't responded to your text. I also haven't responded to a bunch of others if that helps

I'm sure I'll never have to post this Netflix price hike meme again

You never know when inspiration will strike. That's why I always have my camera and stare and strangers in public. Please enjoy the first installment of my #streetphotography series featuring complete stranger @mishamai.bsky.social 📸 #streetphotographers

Unforgivable

I studied the President Obama and President Trump conversation and since there was no microphone, I had to lip read. Fortunately lip reading comes easily for me.

I'm attempting to create relatable content in 2025. This resonates with me personally

When I die, slather me in cheese and dip me in marinara, cause I LOVE pizza! 🍕 Then in a preheated 350°F oven cook me 10-15 minutes or until my internal temperature reaches hot soup. Serve with rice.

pure comedy via @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social

New year, new me (worse)

It's jarring to see these assembled in one video

I'm gonna be naughty through Dec 31 because Santa never asks, "Have you been good this year and the last week of last year?"

I'm gonna start saying "benny of the d" instead of "benefit of the doubt". I'll keep you posted on how it's received.

Classic red carpet interview #Y2KMovie

Just this week, I've had a stranger tell me I look like Chris Evans and a different stranger tell me I look like Tom Green. I had to make this to understand. I see it now!