FPL Bally

Another superb analysis Kev, thanks as always!

After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.

Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵

I would buy this album in a heartbeat

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#funk #acdc

Absolutely blown away by Anoushka Shankar at the Proms on BBC4 tonight.
Very recommended if you get the chance to see it.

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Ready for adventure?

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Secret Code: efjka9

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Joined the groovers in the groovy league, all the best for the new season xx

(Not sure how but seems I’d unfollowed you at some point, re-followed with countless apologies for my poor manners!)

#FPL GW1 Preview:

Team locked in and ready for 38 weeks of frustration and misery [insert smiley emoji].

Going with 3-4-3 and Ekitike (c).
Investing big in Haaland and hoping Ekitike and Wirtz can cover Salah’s absence in my team.

Good luck for the new season everyone, hoping it’s a good one xx

Junior Kickstaaaarrt!!!!

Coronocean street?

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GREETINGS SPORTS FANS

The Official Hindu Monkey Bluesky Charity Knees Up FPL league is now open for business.

Completely free to enter. £200 cash pot that all goes to charity.

Winners pick where it goes. Full rules below.

Join now. Cry later.

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Have you been playing long? How do you usually get on??

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FPL is now live!

I'd like 11 other players to help me finish bottom of a new mini league, Bluesky Premier. The join code is 4mo5i2

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Thanks for the invite bud. Joined and looking forward to finishing second bottom 🫡

Anthony Elanga has joined #NUFC in a £52m deal from Nottingham Forest.

Following long term interest, the acquisition ends the club’s 3️⃣ year search for a new first team right winger.

Why did Howe & co. opt for the 🇸🇪 international? Let’s dig in 🧵

Enjoyed your #top10thevelvetunderground but Sister Ray is number 1 for me.
17 minutes of noise, violence and utter debauchery - a truly unique song/experience.

Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.

Every day Israel starves 2 million people in Gaza.

Every day it massacres dozens after luring them to its "aid hubs" with the promise of food.

Every day the media treats this as an entirely routine story, barely worth reporting.

The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification.

But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.

But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

I'm now just a mere 0.5% away from getting my YouTube plaque for hitting 100,000 subscribers. You can help by sharing and subscribing. It's all free! www.youtube.com/@thejaseguitar

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New #MusicChallenge starting Sunday 1st June.

#Top20BookendAlbums | Your 20 favourite albums with the perfect album opener AND closer.

Let me know if you're up for it, and as ever, RTs appreciated to get the word out.

#MusicSky

End Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza Act now and call on Israel to immediately stop committing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza.

Act now, call for an end to Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza 👇

LA foto #escita #eurovision

Reform is a Limited Company

Farage owns 53%

It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”

It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget

It wants to privatise the NHS

& invest in fossil fuels

Close the BBC

& break International law

It’s a scam

Please retweet widely

Britain should be a welcoming home for those who help us, not a hornet's nest of hate.The immigrant nurse is our sister. The immigrant delivery driver is our brother. Immigrants hold the fabric of our UK together. They're Britain's honorary children. They should be treated with respect!
#NoStrangers

Excellent article, as always.
Bonus marks for “Top-end meep, meep”.

Loan Watch: How have Newcastle United's players performed at their temporary clubs? An analysis of which of Newcastle United's growing contingent of loanees - PLUS new signing Antonio Cordero - have performed well at their current clubs.

🚨 NEW NEWSLETTER KLAXON

I've started working on my summer transfer 🧵 and wanted to see if any of the young players out on loan might become a part of next season's 1st team squad at #NUFC this post came out as part of that work 🔽

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FA says transgender women cannot compete in women's football from 1 June Transgender women will no longer be able to play in women's football in England following a policy change from the Football Association.

With only 20 trans women players amongst literally millions of registered players at all levels, this change of legislation achieves nothing but creates and emboldens further hate towards trans folk

This is the law change that cunt Rowling was smoking a cigar too

Discriminating against someone because they’re old and delusional is still discrimination.
You need to speak to a solicitor about this.

Listened to The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady many, many times and I still can’t fully get my head around it, if you know what I mean.
A one to just sit back and be blown away by. A work of true genius.