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He/Him High(ish) level Metroid Dread speedrunner and general gaming enjoyer. My opinions are my own. And they're great.

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Speaking as someone who has I'm gonna go ahead and co-sign this incredibly hard.

10.11.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œ0% woke shitโ€

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18072    ๐Ÿ” 5958    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 400    ๐Ÿ“Œ 304
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"Care to take a seat with me?"

Felt like doodling my toxic gal Rosette.
Now are you gonna take that seat?

06.11.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never gonna play the new Pokรฉmon game. But have this.

26.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 644    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

06.11.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4124    ๐Ÿ” 2064    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Carlin would be proud.

05.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's happening

05.11.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 687    ๐Ÿ” 202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

*local elections are important*

05.11.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wallโ€”your struggle is ours too

05.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7751    ๐Ÿ” 1542    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114

I have not felt genuine hope from this country's political landscape in a long, long time. It feels good.

05.11.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 854    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

04.11.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1731    ๐Ÿ” 1010    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

In a b-tier zombie game, this is the weapon of the one unexplainably yoked zombie.

29.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm like Moltres when I talk about Hollow Knight.

28.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No child should ever feel like they have to hide who they are when they're home. Home should feel like their safe place. And if a child is discovering their own queerness and they don't feel safe telling you... That's entirely on you. It has nothing to do with the school.

28.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad, explaining AI to my mom: โ€œIt doesnโ€™t think. It copies stuff wrong.โ€

27.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4116    ๐Ÿ” 1015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think about this a lot.

25.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9365    ๐Ÿ” 3409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 208

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

26.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6520    ๐Ÿ” 2364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Stop with the motherfucking leafblowers. Buy a fucking rake you lazy piece of shit.

26.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

21.10.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2967    ๐Ÿ” 1020    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " 
"You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."

The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " "You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

20.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7829    ๐Ÿ” 2315    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 229

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

17.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5741    ๐Ÿ” 2461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Fuck, man. That sucks.

16.10.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I GUESS I should post this here or something. You missed out on the creation of this....thing if you missed my stream today. That's very sad for you. For you @ryyudo.bsky.social

15.10.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 627    ๐Ÿ” 178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

That's putting it real nicely ๐Ÿคฃ

14.10.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Begging the fgc to get the fuck off twitter

14.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TRUE

13.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Good Place:

Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

Good Place: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

13.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2084    ๐Ÿ” 568    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Games Done Queer 2025 Schedule | Games Done Quick Check out the schedule for Games Done Queer 2025!

I am grateful and honored to be able to perform the penultimate speedrun for Games Done Queer, Metroid Dread Any% No Major Glitches. There have been a few breakthroughs since NMG was last on stage and Iโ€™m excited to share them. gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61

09.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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