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@mattblaze My answer is in my profile for @urbandinosaurs, my photography account:

Phil Ochs: “In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty.”

everybody knows the funniest jokes are the ones that you explain with a service manual

Brain: Sorry, I can't tell you the name of this person you've been introduced to twice just at this party, including once not 90 seconds ago.

Also Brain: The three hosts of That's Incredible! were Cathy Lee Crosby, John Davidson, and Fran Tarkington.

#brain #memory #recall #ThatsIncredible […]

Just got another "why are you posting photos when <bad thing> is happening".

While posting photos may not be the most socially productive activity, it beats scolding strangers on the Internet by miles.

@darkuncle

People are saying the next president (yes, if there is one...) should immediately tear down the ballroom.

I concur. It will free up the space for the guillotine(s).

It's kind of odd. Based on Stormy Daniels' comments, he's about the last one to need more ballroom.

#ballroom #WhiteHouse #mushroom #toadstool #StormyDaniels #construction #destruction #vanity #ego

@cazabon don't worry microsoft will fork it to update 'their own' DNS server and then keep those vulnerabilities around for another few decades or so

A "Dr. Manhattan 1985" meme image. In the first panel, he stands on the moon, and the title text says "It is 1992, and BIND has critical remote vulnerabilities". In the final panel, he is sitting on the moon, and the text reads "It is 2025, and BIND has critical remote vulnerabilities".

#BIND #vulnerability #CVE #security #WeveHeardOfIt #ISC #bug #BrokenByDesign #DNS

A Netherlands dwarf delicately takes a gentle bite from a decent bunch of basil in a pot

A lionhead sits with her big duff in a basil pot. The basil has been stripped and squooshed.

How it started (Photo 1) #SkyeLove
How it’s going (Photo 2) #SitaraLove

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Hi friends! It was another busy day with servicemen and BunMum running around. Hoping tomorrow evening is clear and quiet 😅

Boosted, but why in the world would you tag something astronomy and astrology at the same time?! Either it’s science or it’s not
https://mastodon.social/@wondersofCR/115419656174703285

Look who are you gonna trust about adverts, an advertising corporation whose stranglehold over the space is so complete that they can topple democracies, or 🦝 me

Know what else? I serve my ads at the BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. So that people see them when they've already read the page and they're ready to go do something else.

(it's on the special New Day page and nowhere else, players see it maybe a couple times a day, it's a kinda transitional page when […]

@Plumbert

Singing in the Sleet

"It is poor civic hygiene to install technologies that could someday facilitate a police state." -- Bruce Schneier
https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/115413476715408049

You know what really sends me off the edge?

When people aren't truthful.

My car has been in the shop since Oct 9. They had to order an ICCU. Cool, sounds good.

Parts arrived last Tuesday and they made it sound like they were getting after it. Awesome!

Friday rolled around and no update so I […]

"You boost a lot of donkey posts?"

Yeah, well I follow US and Canadian politics [1] and my feed is already full of asses, so you could call it peer pressure.

[1] Like a car crash

#asses #donkey #ass #politics #Canada #politicians

I'm reading the Disc World series for the first time in my life and kind of kicking myself for not reading it when I was younger.

It's a nice break from my usual diet of dour cyberpunk novels.

Reading it in order you can see him kind of growing into a voice and that's really enjoyable […]

Now we know there’s definitely no co-op board at the White House.

It was a bit of a Monday, friends. We had a plumber, delivery, election, and then I saw the vet for follow-up and all had my vaccine. I’m just sucking my paw and relaxing tonight. ❤️ -Sitara ✨#SitaraLove

A screen capture of a checkbox-style survey form titled "2025 House Rabbit Survey". An introductory paragraph reads "Thank you for agreeing to participate in the 2025 House Rabbit Survey. Your responses will be kept strictly confidential, and only disclosed in aggregate form to help improve the performance of your servants in their duties. Please check one box for each question." There follows a list of questions, numbered from 1 to 13 inclusive. Each contains a question/phrase to be answered, and three columns of checkboxes to indicate the appropriate answers. From left to right, the columns are titled "Disapprove", "Disapprove Strongly", and "Disapprove Very Strongly". The questions are: Timeliness of servants’ meal service. New things in your space. Current frequency of snacc from servants. Being prevented from going to The Forbidden Place. Being admonished for chewing on things. Being admonished for peeing on things. Being admonished for leaving the Magic Balls outside the litter box. Being picked up. Being taken to the V-E-T. Unexpected loud noises. Unexpected visitors in your space. Being asked to share toys. Being called by the servants.

Look what I found behind some of George's toys.

#HouseRabbit #rabbit #bunny #RabbitsOfMastodon #BunniesOfMasto #survey #pet

A young woman with long brown hair and glasses is posing with a chinchilla on her shoulder.

Me and my very first chinchilla Chichi around 1997 or so. She was a very sweet chinchilla. #chinchilla

I'm only just getting my feet wet after vacay, but I've gathered that there's a big Amazon #cloutage today? IDK if that's a word, but if not it is now :)

a husky looking excited as it apparently stands on a brick wall

Too derpy to understand gravity.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

Matilda the bunny on a round yellow rug, standing on her hind legs begging for a treat

Matilda came back again for round 2
#Bunny #HouseRabbit #BunniesOfMastodon

Bunny peaks around the corner assuring everyone that the thirring network remains up in spite of the AWS issues.

The Thirring network does not use any Amazon Web Services. All our systems remained up through the global AWS outage.

Matilda the bunny standing on the cork floor in my office, in front of a round baked hay treat which she has just started to eat

I haven’t had any bunny visitors in my office for a while now, so it was wonderful to see Matilda come visit (and shake me down for treats)
#Bunny #HouseRabbit #BunniesOfMastodon

@mark Yup 👍

A triple quote *can* be parsed and interpreted in a way that makes it act like a single token, but only at the beginning of a string, or when the parser state is already inside a triple-quoted string and is looking for a matching set of triple quotes to end it.

#Python

A caramel coloured rabbit is sitting in his cage. He's just been drinking from a yellow bowl filled with water so his jowls are dripping slightly.

A close up of a caramel rabbit lying down in a fluffy grey bed. He is stretched out, his eyes look sleepy, his ears are back. His whiskers are alert and wondering where my hand went that had just been petting him.

Testing out my new phone camera in poor lighting. There is only one choice for subject matter. 🐇
#JenksterFreitag #RabbitsOfMastodon

Sweet sleepy rabbit leaning right side. Nose and mouth are so happy and peaceful. A fluffy polka dotted tummy invites a rub.

Hoppy #SundayIsBunday ☺️❤️
#SkyeLove #ForbiddenPolkaDots

Screenshot of the Alberta Vaccine Booking System

If you're an Albertan looking to get your flu or COVID vaccine for NEXT year, it appears you must have your order in place by THIS December 15th.

Yeah, you read that right.

#ableg #abpoli #abhealth #covid19