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@kbslammo.bsky.social

Green eyes and thick thighs

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Fart is making a comeback โ€” as a shit

25.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2738    ๐Ÿ” 500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Then there's Russ Taylor. "It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement."

(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...

16.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1217    ๐Ÿ” 229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

08.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5258    ๐Ÿ” 2484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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Shout out to today's referee, Clete Blakeman

14.09.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No offense, but when I see someone in a car next to me driving with their phone in their hand, I basically view them as sub-human.

04.09.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

We had a legendary Costco frozen food haul a week before our baby was born. Huge.

17.08.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.

17.08.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4209    ๐Ÿ” 1367    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

31.07.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12194    ๐Ÿ” 2732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

you're crazy for this one

31.07.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@getplayedpod.bsky.social @mattapodaca.bsky.social @heathercampbell.bsky.social

23.06.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good water level music in a video game should make you feel as if you have returned to the womb.

14.06.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3244    ๐Ÿ” 378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

08.06.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2957    ๐Ÿ” 394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
An Oral-B login screen.

An Oral-B login screen.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

29.05.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19844    ๐Ÿ” 3452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 730    ๐Ÿ“Œ 824

Resident Evil 4 Remaster. Deep in the castle. Almost forgot how much I love this game.

07.05.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are having to construct a specialized guillotine for his fucked up scutoid shaped head

27.04.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 322    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ฬถcฬถeฬถlฬถlฬถaฬถrฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถoฬถrฬถ

06.04.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

luigi, we need you now more than ever. i will not clarify which one iโ€™m talking about

04.04.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 798    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Make America Great Again but it's the band America. They fell off after A Horse with No Name

31.03.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am debating between starting Metal Gear Solid 2 or Resident Evil 4 remaster this week

30.03.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
20.03.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10004    ๐Ÿ” 1122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I have never and will never fill in the bubble next to his stupid name I don't care he is a worm

14.03.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. 1 chuck schumer hater, absolute wet rag do-nothing loser for eight years this guy STINKS get him outta here

14.03.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTONโ€”With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

14.03.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36365    ๐Ÿ” 7342    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 690    ๐Ÿ“Œ 553

I think about this song frequently

09.03.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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USDA Layoffs Derail Projects Benefiting American Farmers The blanket firing of Department of Agriculture scientists has thrown a host of climate science and crop projects into chaos.

Not mentioned at the #SOTU: how cuts to USAID are affecting American farmers, by potentially undermining the billions of taxpayer dollars they receive to support conservation practices. www.wired.com/story/usda-l...

05.03.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1865    ๐Ÿ” 665    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

happy birthday :)

04.03.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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