Elle 👑

New Year, New Lewk 😌💅🏾

Some of y’all’s reactions to her postponing the announcement really highlight a lack of empathy and an inability to read the room.

Goodnight.

There is absolutely nothing that grinds my transmission more than paying money to pay money or being charged money we didn’t talk about. Don’t add gratuity to my shit, charge me what the fuck you want me to pay. Trying to dupe me makes me not want to give you anything.

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The last 4 years has been miserable for people with pattern recognition skills. People forgetting details about January 6th and COVID like it ain’t JUST happen is insane

Those Tesla trucks really shouldn’t be on the road. I don’t understand why they’re allowed to exist.

Remembering Tina Turner today on what would have been her 85th birthday (born November 26, 1939)

album.ink/TinaTurnerHBD

Paramore did something when they recorded Ain’t it Fun

White people, it’s not enough to not be racist. Y’all need to HATE racism like Kendrick Lamar hates Drake. Commit to the goddamned bit.

If you see this post your top 5 on repeat.

Where can you watch it now?

This app is so good it makes me want to slap the shit out of El*n

🖤

For the media

For the media

Rewatching SpongeBob just for fun. Forgot how funny this damn show actually is 😂

I never realized how much time u spent watching WNBA games until the season ended. I miss it so bad *sighs*

The older I get, I better understand:
• why my auntie shot my uncle (he didn’t die but he ain’t try her again)
• why Britney Jean had her breakdown
• why Left-Eye burned that nigga’s house down
• this photo of Nicole Kidman

No way I'm feeling sick again this morning... I just a flu shot a few weeks ago 😭

On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.

These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma

serebii.net/rubysapphire/

IN MY MIND! 🗣️

I really be reviewing yall tweets before I follow. I’ve learned my lesson bby.

I’m thankful to be confidently Black— the kind of Black that needs no validation, leaves no room for ambiguity, and never requires a heritage/grandparent post to prove it. The kind of Black where some shit I’m utterly repulsed by and could never subscribe to, b/c I’m Black.

That shit feels so good.

There is no gender war. One gender is responsible for over 90% of the world’s violent crimes while the other is trying to stay alive.

A woman using the word female is so cringe. Please move.

Really been missing Houston so much. Southern California is beautiful but even after a year here it still doesn't feel like home. I really miss my people and just being in community.

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.

In fact, I will take it even further and say millennials built the internet. How can you take credit for social media apps that were created by MILLENNIALS?

The fact that there’s so much more engagement here than on threads seems to point a real throttling of content