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Ryan Walters Debuts New Fasco Cub Scout Pack Leader Uniform and Mustache... - The Lost Ogle Welcome back to our sad reality, Moles! Before we get back into the hot, humid, summery flow of things, I hope everyone had a fun and festive 4th of July holiday lighting fireworks, tubing around the ...

Just in time for his expected entry into the Oklahoma Governor's race...

Marcuswayne Mullin successfully reinforces dumb Oklahoman stereotype… - The Lost Ogle Senator Truck Nut is up to his old tricks! Marcuswayne Mullin – Oklahoma’s simpleton senator – is still working hard to reinforce the negative (yet kind of true) stereotype that most Oklahomans – espe...

Leave it to Oklahoma voters to elect a U.S. Senator who not only has the intellect and temperament of a six-year-old, but the language skills, too...

Poll Shows Ryan Walters Has a Real Life, Very Serious Shot at Being Governor… - The Lost Ogle One of the biggest moral quandaries I face as publisher of this website is whether I should vote for or against my best interests—or, even more perplexingly, figure out what those best interests even ...

His popularity is rising among the most important, influential, and completely insane demographic group out there – Oklahoma conservatives who vote!

Open Records Reveal How Stitt Micromanaged the Design of Oklahoma's Terrible License Plate... - The Lost Ogle Long before I was Patrick Riley of The Lost Ogle—a revolutionary, groundbreaking, and highly influential figure in Oklahoma media who now spends his afternoons writing old-school blog posts in hopes s...

Imagine That.

Comedian sparks “What Part of the Country Is Oklahoma” debate… - The Lost Ogle A couple of times a year, an online “debate” swells up on Reddit or social media over what part of the country Oklahoma actually belongs to. I put the word “debate” in quotes because it’s a nuanced, o...

Oklahoma is a hard-to-place to place – a state that, thanks to our voters and elected officials, has somehow merged the racism and politics of the Deep South, the poverty and despair of Appalachia, and the aesthetic confusion of the Southwest into one big mess.

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Mathis Brothers Unveils New & Improved Spokesperson... - The Lost Ogle On Sunday afternoon, while watching the OKC Thunder struggle to score against the Denver Nuggets, a commercial ran across my TV that was a bigger shock than a Thunder player hitting a wide-open three-...

Mathis Brothers Unveils New & Improved Spokesperson…

lt feels like a very deliberate and calculated shot across Gentry-from-Hahn’s bow.

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Kevin Stitt Takes Bold Stand… Against Breast Cancer Exams - The Lost Ogle Kevin Stitt’s quest to make sure everyone hates him is going along well! Earlier this week, the Oklahoma House and Senate overwhelmingly passed HB 1389 by a combined 129–9 margin. A rare piece of bipa...

It looks like our "pro-life" governor is at it again...

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Oklahoma GOP Lawmaker Apologizes For Brief, Fleeting Moment of Transparency... - The Lost Ogle Yesterday afternoon, State Representative Cyndi Roe – a Republican from Lindsay who is married to a man named Vern – sent a mass email to her House colleagues begging forgiveness for publicly revealin...

She was apparently put in place by the biggest Kid Rock fan in the Okahoma legislature...

Ryan Walters hires Duggar Family fixer on $100,000-a-year grift… - The Lost Ogle Austin-based sociopaths, polyamorous prowlers, and eccentric lawyers with cryptic arm tattoos aren’t the only grifters Ryan Walters is helping to take advantage of the state payroll! According to a re...

Ryan Walters hires Duggar Family fixer on $100,000-a-year grift…

Ryan Walters’ Pricey New Hire Pops Up on Polyamorous Dating Site... - The Lost Ogle Sometimes the headlines really do write themselves. Earlier this week, KFOR’s Spencer Humphrey reported that Matt Mohler – the new chief of staff for Ryan Walters and the Oklahoma State Department of ...

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Lawmakers Unveil Dumbest Excuses Yet for Silencing Oklahoma Voters... - The Lost Ogle Oklahoma lawmakers are once again bravely standing up to the biggest threat facing our state — the Oklahoma people. As we mentioned back in February, Oklahoma’s usurper Republicans are working overtim...

We take a look at some of the dumb and moronic excuses our lawmakers have whipped up to justify sabotaging the Oklahoma citizen petition process, and reigning in the rights of the people...

Former Ryan Walters PR Henchman Scores $75K Golden Parachute... - The Lost Ogle Does anyone remember the phone number for OKIE DOGE? I think I found some wasteful spending to report! Last night, KFOR totally legitimately reported that Dan Isett – Ryan Walters’s wobbly ex-PR chief...

Grifters are gonna grift...

Oklahoma Democrats Present Sacrificial Lamb for the 2026 Governor’s Race… - The Lost Ogle Just like we said she would, State Representative Cyndi Munson – the cool single aunt of the Oklahoma Democratic Party – officially announced yesterday morning that she’s running for Governor! I, myse...

Score one for cool aunts everywhere...

Stitt Ditches "Boys From Oklahoma" for Kid Rock… - The Lost Ogle If you’re on social media or follow local news, you probably noticed that lots and lots of people ventured up, down, and over into Stillwater this past weekend for one, two, or all three of the much-h...

While it seemed most of the state was in Stillwater for the Cross Canadian Ragweed reunion show, Governor Stitt was going Bawitdaba with Kid Rock in OKC...

Spaulding Hefner Bends Knee to Continental Resources… - The Lost Ogle Thanks to a heads-up via the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve learned that Continental Resources has reached a settlement deal with Robert “Spaulding” Hefner the Vth and dropped their well-publicized lawsuit ...

As part of an apparent settlement, the company agreed to drop its lawsuit in exchange for some wordy social media apologies and confessions...

State Arsonists Laud Stitt's Move to Burn Down Forestry Department... - The Lost Ogle I guess it’s time for another follow-up on the hottest Oklahoma political news story this season – Governor Stitt’s pouty and vindictive attempt to sabotage the Forestry Department because they weren’...

According to a press release, The Oklahoma Fire Caucus has a fundraiser planned for the governor on Saturday...

The Oklahoman Attempts to Destroy TLO's Credibility... - The Lost Ogle If you need more proof that a newspaper apocalypse is upon us, we’ve found it! Earlier this week, in what can only be construed as a malicious and defamatory attack on this very website’s brand, reput...

We're calling for a full and immediate retraction...

Marcuswayne Mullin Shares Drunk History Lesson to Inspire, Uplift… and Threaten Journalists - The Lost Ogle Senator Truck Nuts is back at it! On Friday night, while most Oklahomans were enjoying a cold beer cruising a dirt road in a pickup truck, Senator Markwayne Mullin was bitterly wandering the halls of ...

Was that a veiled threat from a sitting U.S. Senator? If so, we’re flattered!

Stitt Now Wants to Burn Down the Agency That Fights Wildfires... - The Lost Ogle It looks like someone’s still bitter that his hobby farm burned down! Apparently bored with the feuds he’s launched against Native American tribes, the Oklahoma Legislature, the Attorney General’s off...

In all fairness, what has the Forestry Department ever done for us?

Stitt calls for open grifting of taxpayer dollars to religious groups... - The Lost Ogle Give Kevin Stitt some credit. Now that he’s a lame-duck governor stuck on a political cul-de-sac where the only person who will listen to him is himself, he’s suddenly become more direct and honest. W...

Stitt calls for open grifting of taxpayer dollars to religious groups…

He's doing it in the name of “protecting religious liberty..."

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Inbox Invader: Ryan Walters Spams Oklahoma Parents with Unsolicited Emails - The Lost Ogle If you’re an Oklahoma parent and recently found yourself wondering, “Why is Ryan Walters emailing me again?”—congrats! You’ve been added to the State Superintendent’s unofficial propaganda email list…...

It’s part of his long-term strategy to annoy as many Oklahoma parents as possible...

Oklahoma Forestry Director Fired for Forgetting Rule #1: Protect the Governor’s Stuff First - The Lost Ogle Let’s all raise a Smokey Bear salute to former Oklahoma State Forester Mark Goeller. A national expert on enhanced wildfire prediction and response coordination, he was fired by Governor Stitt last we...

This will show those pesky wildfires who's boss...

State Rep. Cyndi Munson expected to enter Oklahoma governor’s race... - The Lost Ogle It looks like Oklahoma Democrats have finally found someone willing to be the sacrificial lamb in the 2026 gubernatorial race. According to multiple tips via the Ogle Mole Network, State Rep. Cyndi Mu...

ICYMI: State Rep. Cyndi Munson expected to enter Oklahoma governor’s race…

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Markwayne Mullin is hiding from voters again… - The Lost Ogle For a big, strong tough guy, Marcuswayne Mullin sure can be a scaredy cat when it comes to facing angry voters. Earlier this week, KFOR’s Spencer Humphrey reported that “Machowayne” – a solid nickname...

He's not scared of anything... unless it's a voter who wants to ask real questions.

Petition Prohibition: Oklahoma GOP Moves to Cancel Citizen-Led Ballot Measures - The Lost Ogle I’ve been at this TLO thing for so long that you’d think, by now, I’d have a boilerplate template ready and on standby to cover the latest efforts of conniving rural Oklahoma conservative lawmakers to...

Petition Prohibition: Oklahoma GOP Moves to Cancel Citizen-Led Ballot Measures

Why let the people decide things when you can just consolidate power and rig the rules to your advantage?

Angry Liberal Boomer Women Write Tom Cole a Letter... - The Lost Ogle After a tumultuous six months fending off a primary challenge by proud Oklahoman Paul Bondar and his scattered legion of MAGA-moron supporters, Oklahoma Congressman Tom Cole has a feisty new opponent ...

Instead of mailing the letter, they hand-delivered it to a virgin working in Cole’s office... thelostogle.com/2025/03/04/a...

Ryan Walters Faces Mild Resistance at Board Meeting—Promptly Hides in Office to Whine About It - The Lost Ogle After two-plus years of using State Board of Education meetings as an unchecked propaganda pulpit to fight culture wars and push and promote his dystopian, privatized, theocratic version of public edu...

Ryan Walters may be lying and/or intentionally misinterpreting Oklahoma law for his psycho-political benefit! Who would have thought it!?

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Cloudy with a Chance of Stupid: Oklahoma Senate Tackles Chemtrails Nonsense - The Lost Ogle Grab your tinfoil hats and pop some colloidal silver! Oklahoma lawmakers are working overtime this week to tackle moronic conspiracy theories that don’t even technically exist. This Thursday, an Oklah...

They're taking a bold stand against reality...

Layoffs, Gag Orders, and PTO Purges: Paycom Escalates Its Crackdown on Employees - The Lost Ogle Inside the company's glowing green headquarters, Ogle Moles are describing a culture of fear, retaliation, and job cuts.

Thanks to the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve got the inside scoop on Paycom’s latest employee purge—one that involves even more terminations, PTO crackdowns, and strict social media gag orders...

Aaron Tuttle Aggressively Promotes/Flexes New Subscription Paywall... - The Lost Ogle We have some new competition in the battle for your valuable, hard-earned subscription dollar! Earlier this week, hunky Facebook weatherbeast Aaron Tuttle announced he is launching a new subscription ...

He's trying to guilt-trip, shame, and straight-up scare his followers into submission… or subscribing.