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like how have we gotten to the point in capitalism where u pay doordash to do their job for them. unreal lmao

my roommate just left and he told me he was going to go "pick up a doordash order" like?? is that not the whole point of doordash

oh no she's smiling so she's friendly, it's okay ❤️

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do you guys remember when the water pistol emoji was an actual gun?? 🔫

Typical Pinkie

crushin xans onto my submarine sandwich call it a chicken parm-aceutical

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walks up to u hey girl, wanna get together later and throw some shopping carts into the quarry

RIP Litho. Never drink and drive </3

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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

i like hamilton as much as the next person but i do think we need to stop pretending that it isn't just one song that goes for three hours, becauseeeee it is. so

maybe a hot take but 8am on a saturday is a perfectly reasonable time for people to mow the lawn in the summer. like how is that even considered rude?? the noise is never enough to bother me, and if i'm the one mowing i am absolutely not waiting til the sun is high with all this fuckin humidity

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2011 was such a horrible time for pop music

today i went hammocking in the park by my house and i tried to pick cinder up and get in with her, and she thrashed and we both fell out. there's no way people didnt see lmaooo

The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate Tag ear of every adolescent girl after her first period

The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate
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HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP

The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

“Department of Government Efficiency.”

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

Why is this reel literally just my whole vibe xD

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A quick thread of charts showing how Trump’s economic agenda is going so far:

1) US consumers are reacting very very negatively.

These are the worst ratings for any US government’s economic policy since records began.

Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings RAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a mass grave, Israel claimed this week that the slain Palestinians did not properly identify ...

Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings

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me on the first day of the year the temperature hits 75f

To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"