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The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him/it, ΞΈΞ”. πŸ”ž

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Post your black and white art! βœ’οΈπŸ–€πŸ€

Commission by @weirddogthing.bsky.social

28.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The North American river otter is a member of the mustelid or weasel family and is a β€œpredator at the top of the food chain in the waterways of New Jersey,” according to the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection (NJDEP).

28.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Heggerty, a polecat coloured ferret licking my face.

My Heggerty, a polecat coloured ferret licking my face.

Ferrets. I had 3 for 7-8 years and I miss them. They are not like any other pet- in a good way and also not so good. They are adorable and hard work.

28.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr Chance the ferret my moms bf rescued off the road some odd months ago :] he's so much better now thankfully

28.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eddie calling out for Wayne whenever he’s having boy trouble.

28.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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OTTER THIS WORLD: New photos of a North American river #otter swimming and fishing in a lake in the #NewJersey #Pinelands. You otter know how excited I am to see this exceedingly cute, robust, semi-aquatic, elusive, native critter! 🦦 🌎

πŸ“·: Paul Leakan, NJPC

#wildlifephotography #nature

28.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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2025-03-26_11-31-57_PT_Lisbon_JHe_So sea otter (Enhydra lutris), OceanΓ‘rio de Lisboa (Lisbon Oceanarium) author: Jan Helebrant location: Lisbon, Portugal www.juhele.blogspot.com license CC0 Public Domain Dedication

#sea #otter, OceanΓ‘rio de Lisboa (Lisbon Oceanarium)
www.flickr.com/photos/96541...
#Portugal #Lisboa #oceanarium #aquarium #education #science #animal #cute #playful

28.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'And now I'd like to share a poem by Arthur Rimbaud, who famously said "Je est un otter" . . .'

28.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Otter pups playing in the Yellowstone River.

Otter pups playing in the Yellowstone River.

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

28.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Tired: it's caturday
Wired: it's otter day

28.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three months of squeaks, splashes, and serious cuteness! πŸ’™

Bao is officially in his busy otter era, curious, confident, and always ready to investigate anything that moves (or makes a splash). From wiggly pounces to tiny paddle-powered swims, he’s growing fast and loving every minute of it. (1/2)

28.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A small sable ferret with a freckled nose is looking up at the camera with curiosity

A small sable ferret with a freckled nose is looking up at the camera with curiosity

Da baby

28.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
View through a window out onto the sea. The sky is cloudy and heading towards dusk. In the foreground is a garden table on which a pine marten is eating treats.

View through a window out onto the sea. The sky is cloudy and heading towards dusk. In the foreground is a garden table on which a pine marten is eating treats.

We did a tour of Scotland a couple of years back and stayed in a cottage for a few days where these little fellas visited in the evening

28.02.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The mystery behind the multitude of martens in Interior Alaska this winter The housecat-size predators have been sighted regularly in recent months, a phenomenon that hasn’t been totally explained.

Martin Marten..

28.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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February is here, and so are this year's baby badgers All you need to know about badger gestation, birth, and cub development.

All you need to know about badger gestation, birth, and cub development.

www.badgertrust.org.uk/post/februar...

28.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CUBS - first sighting 2024 #clownclan
YouTube video by Badgerman and Robin CUBS - first sighting 2024 #clownclan

Badger cubs first sighting 2024: this is what we're looking forward to in another month #clownclan @badgertrust.bsky.social @nationaltrust.org.uk @the-wildlifetrusts.bsky.social @mammalsociety.bsky.social @mammalsocietyyouth.bsky.social @loveday-p.bsky.social #wildlife #badgers
youtu.be/f5pl7yjUr7U

28.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you go to scratch your back and accidentally end up doing the splits!

ALT: Black and white video of a badger on a stone tiled patio, surrounded by scruffy foliage. She twists round to groom her back with her mouth. As she does so, her back legs splay out from underneath her.

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ictonychinae

paw reference study on various mustelids

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ictonychinae paw reference study on various mustelids

lots of mustelid paw variation (wip)
rough sketch i did here.

#mustelid #weasel #ferret #paws #furryart #polecat

01.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#LoveStinks
Skunk mating season in Colorado typically peaks from February through March. During this time, striped skunks are highly active, and increased, pungent odor is common as males fight for mates and females defend against unwanted suitors.
#Dude-she's-just-not-into-you
πŸ”ŠπŸ”Šfor skunk argument

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Leaf the striped skunk! They are posed with a grassy field behind them, some clouds in the sky

Leaf the striped skunk! They are posed with a grassy field behind them, some clouds in the sky

Gift for @thesecretstag.bsky.social!

Leaf was fun to draw πŸ¦¨πŸƒπŸπŸ‚πŸ’–βœ¨

#furry #furryart #fursona #auggyarts

01.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

she is excited for spring!!!!

01.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1089    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Fun fact: Wolverines actually exist simultaneously in two realms; the greater universe, and the mirror dimension.

We're assholes in both, though. There's really no difference.

25.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
an ermine looking at the viewer with a judging, smarmy expression

an ermine looking at the viewer with a judging, smarmy expression

the absolute smarm of this creature

24.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A white short tailed weasel (aka ermine) eating dry food out of a cat food bowl on a gray slate pad under an old black cast iron cook stove. There's a bit of yellow pine floor showing in the corner.

A white short tailed weasel (aka ermine) eating dry food out of a cat food bowl on a gray slate pad under an old black cast iron cook stove. There's a bit of yellow pine floor showing in the corner.

Most days I love living in an old house at the edge of the woods. It does, however, present some interesting problems. For instance, today finding a short tailed weasel (aka ermine) feasting at the cat food bowl. You have to look very closely to see the black tip of its tail.

25.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
an ermine jumping in the snow, it looks like its smiling

an ermine jumping in the snow, it looks like its smiling

may we all be as free and joyous as this ermine πŸ’œ

27.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frontal view of an all white weasel. It has rounded ears, black whiskers and black eyes. There is a slight pinkish cast to the ears & toes. It is standing on dark blue/grey rocks.

Frontal view of an all white weasel. It has rounded ears, black whiskers and black eyes. There is a slight pinkish cast to the ears & toes. It is standing on dark blue/grey rocks.

#Mammal #Mustelidae #Ermine #WhiskersWednesday This very cute little assassin aka Short Tailed Weasel pauses just long enough for a look at it's whiskers.

25.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Pencil sketch of two pine martens and on of a weasel perched on a log

Pencil sketch of two pine martens and on of a weasel perched on a log

Sketchbook page from 2025 Mar 22 - Pine martens and a weasel, from reference photos. Big fan of mustelids so I had to draw em.

26.02.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weasel, British Wildlife Centre.

The cutest thing I’ve ever seen and I know I say that about a lot of animals but this little guy hurt my entire soul. I was beaming the whole way home!! πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

27.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In β€œValerie and her week of Wonders” the vampire bad guy is described as having the β€œface of a polecat” and… am I missing some cultural context or are they thinking of a different animal in the original Czech?

27.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0