On the train and I’ve just heard the “HELLO MOTO” ringtone. Fascinating. Like a relic from a bygone era, an ancient song.

The lady answered and said “Just letting you know I’m on the bus” even though we’re on a train.

Magnificent few seconds.

21.02.2025 12:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Growing up ginger in the UK

02.02.2025 17:34 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Photo of the Phoenix Cinema in East Finchley, with "Elephant by Matthew Hopper and Ali Woods" illuminated.

Photo of a personalised pick & mix bag with yellow and white stripes and saying "Thanks for coming! Matt & Ali"

Photo from inside the cinema screen - red and white seats, filled with people and a person in front of the camera is holding popcorn.

Photo of Ali Woods performing stand-up in front of an "Elephant" title card, showing the three stars of the film (including Ali Woods).

Special time seeing three of Matthew Hopper's short films, including the premiere of Elephant w/ @aliwoods.bsky.social, earlier today 🎟 Each one had a valuable perspective on masculinity - thinking about how men relate to one another, and asking how they can express their vulnerabilities.

18.01.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Your friend who actually does Dry January

16.01.2025 16:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How office couples propose

(With my fiance 🤞 @fredasquith.bsky.social)

13.01.2025 14:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How all straight men dress

(#1 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)

11.01.2025 11:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If my girlfriend was in A Quiet Place

(#3 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)

09.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Parents randomly mentioning everyone’s race/ethnicity/religion in the story

(#4 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)

08.01.2025 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How it feels when you have your first healthy meal in weeks

(#6 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)

06.01.2025 16:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When someone’s annoying phone call becomes interesting

(#7 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)

05.01.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The two friendship groups you have when you’re 30

(#8 in my Top 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024)

04.01.2025 12:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn’t ask questions

(No. 9 in my 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024)

03.01.2025 15:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to avoid depression in January

#10 in my Top 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024

02.01.2025 17:21 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When guys try to kiss you at the weirdest times

12.12.2024 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Asking British people if they fancy a pint in December

06.12.2024 12:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

POV: You’re at the Finance Christmas Party

05.12.2024 17:14 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

When your Spotify wrapped is embarrassing

W/ @fredasquith.bsky.social @hamstandup.bsky.social

04.12.2024 16:19 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

British train companies when the weather’s not 100% perfect

03.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

On holiday with your ‘morning person’ boyfriend

26.11.2024 17:12 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0