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John Lampe

@jwlampe.bsky.social

Retired drug discovery guy. Part-time educator. Dad. Will try to convince you organic chemistry wasn't all that bad...

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Yikes. We’re in that purple bit… ☃️

22.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, that is really disgusting…

22.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, what? How did that happen? Are you sure he’s OK? Aliens steal your baby and replace him with a robot replica…?…

18.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oy…

17.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, what? Really? Amazing… 🙄

17.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yikes…

Can life please stop sounding like 1939? Things are already scary enough…

03.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Targeted Mission
ICE Agents were milling around
And throwing young girls to the ground
No one there could suggest
Who they'd come to arrest
So they shot the first man that they found.

26.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

… We find out when she calls my sister: “Claire, could you take me to my dentist appointment this afternoon?” “What appointment…?…”

13.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh heavens. It’s the generation. Reminds me of the time my 90 year old mother fell while getting the mail, knocked a tooth out on her walker, crawled under the piano to retrieve the tooth, jammed it back in, and made herself a dentist appointment…

13.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How convenient!

10.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sad but true…

07.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice! I mean, the limerick, not the 1984-style new world order… 😢

07.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is so very hard…

29.12.2025 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No thanks…!…

24.12.2025 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ewww…

24.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So sorry for your loss…

24.12.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, really like that one, Lou…

23.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really tough to beat…

15.12.2025 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yikes!

15.12.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow, that’s odd… 🙄

11.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK, but we’ll need video…

26.11.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But made with less material!

19.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You gotta be joking. You!? Sir??!!!

19.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They just refuse to understand how insurance works - or pretend not to…

11.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love this…!…

19.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way to go! That’s our old home town!

18.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They also eat ticks, so there’s that…

18.10.2025 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Happy to see you back on tonight…

18.10.2025 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really nice, Lou. Must be a pleasure to write about an uplifting person for a change, even though hers was a sad departure…

10.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, good one!

07.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0