Christian Manahl

maybe we should turn the constitution off and back on again

arts and crafts

maybe if i stare at the tracking info for my package it'll come faster

when one door closes, another one opens. this submarine is doomed

'i'll be there five minutes early' actually means 'i'll be there between ten minutes early and thirty minutes late'. and if it's a house party, all bets are off.

I think George Costanza is the best television character of all time.

It's not that vegetables taste bad, they just don't taste good

Everyone likes a hot bath. I think this is because we all have some subconscious desire to *be* soup.

A breathtaking image of V838 Monocerotis, a red giant star that mysteriously brightened dramatically in 2002. The nebula surrounding the star is a result of this outburst, showcasing a complex interplay of colors and textures as the star's light interacts with the surrounding gas and dust.

V838.
Each color shows the passage of time. As the bright flash of light left the star, it illuminated the dust surrounding it, but because space is so big, we actually see the light travelling and illuminating the dust as it goes along.
By Judy Schmidt.
www.flickr.com/photos/geckz...
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I bring a really 'i like to do magic tricks that last longer than 60 seconds' vibe to the social media landscape that shortform content doesnt really get

(please give me 90 seconds i just need a few more)

hi i do magic tricks

#selfie #magician #magiciansofbluesky

Fries

i've taken shits that lasted longer than the tiktok ban

when i read 'a picture of dorian gray', i read it stoned. i don't just think it's how oscar wilde would have wanted it, i KNOW so. he came to me and said so as a gay ghost.

mazel tov is spanish for 'happy new year'

i did a gig for the kansas city chiefs and met someone who worked at the stadium. i asked him if he got to drive the zamboni

My mailbox is frozen shut, so if any of you sent me any urgent letters--

If you wanna give something a tidy you spruce something up. what happens when you birch something up? pine something up? apple tree it up? i think oaking it up is a sex act

i remembered that syzygy was a word

imagine scrabble, but 'zzzxyzxqux' was a word. like how awesome would it feel to play zzzxyzxqux

pineapples are either grenades, or they go on pizza.

note to self: bluesky will be a place where i write notes to self for the whole world to see for some reason

every time you go to ihop there's always one server that is inexplicably hot

Happy New Year, folks!

#2025 #newyearseve #happynewyear #magic

i tell jokes a lot and i would like to test them out here sometimes