Korean Abdul Jabbar

The idealization of heterosexual male vigor (both athletic and sexual) as a religious ideal, the insistence that “ability to kill” is the same as “capacity to protect”… Authoritarian fundamentalist faith is the natural ally of fascism, and it’s willing to sacrifice theology to preserve aesthetics.

Jeff Grips

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Why are they discussing the WWE on SportsCenter? I don't have a problem with wrestling, but this is theater, man. It's like having a segment during the Oscars where they break down the NCAA tournament bracket.

Minimal editorializing, I should have said

They're literally priming pizzagate lunatics.

Source: I worked at fucking Comet Ping-Pong

🚨 All original ballots and video recordings of the counting process would be made available to the public for inspection and downloading.

🚨 The names of everyone who voted, along with their specific voting method (in-person, absentee, etc.), would be published in a list available for public download within five days of the election.

-Ballot drop boxes are prohibited; ballots must be mailed or hand-delivered to a county election office during business hours.

-Ballots must be received by the close of business the day before Election Day to be counted, regardless of when they were postmarked.

- Voters must provide a specific reason for an absentee ballot, such as a confirmed medical condition, verified travel, or student status
🚨 Every absentee ballot must be completed in the presence of a notary, who must then stamp and sign the envelope

- Each precinct is capped at 1,500 eligible voters, which could result in more polling locations but different travel patterns for citizens.

- Election Day would become a national holiday, specifically intended to allow citizens to volunteer for public hand-counting

-Voters must hand-mark paper ballots using non-bleed ink; electronic marking devices would be eliminated except for specific disability assistance.

-All ballots would be printed exclusively in English, regardless of the voter's primary language.

- Voters must present a photo ID that exactly matches the name, address, and date of birth in the county’s registry.

- Moving to a new county automatically terminates a voter’s previous registration; a signature is not required for this removal.

- If a voter fails to enter their PIN online or via mail within 90 days of receiving a verification postcard, their status is changed to "inactive".

- Beyond standard ID, voters must provide documentary proof of U.S. Citizenship (such as a birth certificate or passport) during registration

- Every voter must register "anew" for the 2026 election cycle
Registration must be done in person or at a County satellite office
- Upon registering, voters receive a unique PIN that they must use to verify their registration for every future election.

The 2025 memo planning for an "election emergency" was selectively leaked (on a Friday afternoon? Never)

Here's just what it says, no editorializing 🧵

www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/u...

lol. Pot Smoke Phoenix on the forums

Mamdani IMMEDIATELY posting the release and that photo is classic "quote before edit" poster energy

lol i thought "why not it's so old"

oh god no

Mamdani gifts Trump fake front page to cajole him into supercharging NYC housing development The latest confab comes after POLITICO reported the mayor and president found unlikely common ground about housing development in their first meeting.

you could turn around immediately and say "i was just sucking him off" and he would not care at all. his social media posts would be "LOOK AT WHO SUCKED ME OFF"

is anyone taking notes on this?

www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.

Petitioning my forums chain probation citing Sloan v Securities and Exchange Commission

The world was a lot less crazy when a SomethingAwful lolbertarian pro se lawyer spearheaded the "Free State Project" where it was totally* not a white utopia (they srsly had to beat off racists) into a world where we actually are beating off racists

why are they saying "unlock" like it's an icon on trump's skill tree and not something completely made up

Someone made money off of pets dot com. Even if it was the puppeteer. Reveal yourself

Tiny, but also tony. Anyway give it up for our headliner

If you want to go crazy with "found media blossom" this is also around when Space Ghost: Coast to Coast was pioneering the idea in a tony corner

If you listen to Odelay (1996) and Irresistable Bliss (1996) there's the same weird "thumps" that never repeat and made the editing the focus rather than the content

YouTube video by SlimD716 CN Groovies - Rolling (1080p)

Mark degli Antoni literally treated his sampler like a Steinski machine, all sorts of literal cartoon samples over upright bass. I mean look at this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LYXG...

The Dust Brothers applied this to Hip-Hop (Beastie Boys) and Indie Rock (Beck)