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Tara Stelluto

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Trademark, Technology, and Data Protection lawyer. Extremely anti-hostile takeover of the United States.

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O my God no it does NOT.

04.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought light bulbs one time that wanted my email address. I returned the nosy lightbulbs.

04.03.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are wondering the same thing. Godspeed to all of us.

03.03.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"What's the plan" should not be a hard question, but here we are.

03.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His polling was at 37% when he started this. And a war in the Middle East that half the military believes will bring about the end of the world will not improve his standing.

03.03.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We should probably stock up on gas masks too.

03.03.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we are indeed at the end of times, I really don't think it's going to work out well for these folks.

03.03.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of my friends and I all turned 50 last year. It blew our minds when we realized we had been alive for more than 20% of the nation's history.

03.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matt fucking Walsh, along with Vanderbilt, is responsible for the outing of Vanderbilt's trans patient records to the federal government, in clear violation of about sixteen different laws. Fuck that guy.

02.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw two flocks of them in Malvern PA yesterday morning.

02.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard two flocks going over my in laws house in Malvern PA yesterday morning. Noisy little critters.

02.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The saddest thing this privacy pro has read all day.

02.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Win what then, exactly?

02.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean we had reached it that fast in 2003, at least for thinking people.

02.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Open AI pulled a bunch of information from the USPTO about trademark law and managed to advise my client to do a thing that is absolutely not a thing in trademark law. The problem isn’t the closed universe.

27.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knownothing guv. He’s as bad as Johnson.

27.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is, the 1974 Privacy Act has no remedies. Congress should fix that.

27.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m about to be working on an antitrust case and I can’t even tell you how happy that makes me.

27.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is, of course, a lie.

26.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If course she did.

26.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am becoming more aware of the health benefits of my Sunday choir. And there’s only five of us and I love them all.

24.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent reporting. They’re going to crash a plane full of migrants soon at this rate.

24.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Byrd was a member of the Klan until he wasn't. People really do change.

24.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine thinking attend the SOTU would be fun. These poor guys are about to bored out of their everloving minds. They have no idea what they're in for.

24.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if he had paid for his own trip, this would have been the time to say so.

23.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to know if he was as confused by the post as the rest of us are.

22.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And why is Landry involved at all? They are military ships and they aren’t even in his state.

22.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody ask Landry if he was aware he was involved in deploying US military ships that are docked in a state that is not Louisiana?

22.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that they argued to SCOTUS that 122 didn’t apply doesn’t really create problem that has a remedy, especially since the authority only lasts 150 days.

22.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0