Koreydior

Seeing someone go for a run at 6 AM while you're fighting for your life against your alarm clock is a different kind of defeat.

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that type of commitment

all clothes are gym clothes if you don't care

I wonder how old l'll be when I stop assuming every other adult is older than me

I woke up tired about 10 years ago and I have never really recovered since

Have y'all ever cried while driving !? That's a whole different level of hurt

Do you mind if instead of going out tonight I stay in my house and you stay in your house?

We should be able to exit the plane on the emergency slide if it's our birthday

Did your parents always tell you not to overstay your welcome and to this day you still feel uncomfortable when you stay at someone's house for too long or are you normal

At this age, a cancelled meeting provides more dopamine than a night out.

my stomach hurts I wonder which one of my 70 unhealthy habits is causing it this time

i love when a friendship goes from "ooh i shouldn't be double texting" to "i am sending you 10 intrusive thoughts in a row and idc"

a good alternative to breathwork is screaming

January and February be having the type of weather December deserved

been a while since romaine lettuce has tried to kill us

sometimes in the back of my mind i can hear Amanda Bynes saying "MAH-HA"

Can't wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

at the end of the day it's the friend that doesn't take your ghosting phases personally

Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is happening and everything is fine.

Other than everything, I'm fine.

I can be in my bed and still be "busy" you know. Busy gathering strength

I'm going to frolick like I've never frolicked before when spring arrives.

Just thinking about how today's college kids are really out here using retinol, doing Pilates, blending up green smoothies. Meanwhile I don't have a single memory of drinking water the entire time

God is about to make you a public example of what happens when someone doesn't quit. Stay in position.

sometimes the yawn's so good you just gotta scream at the end

Being cold indoors makes me feel like I'm living in wartime

remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

How old were you when you realized the phrase is "Open says me" and not "Open sesame"

animals are so crazy because why is your mom only 1 year older than you