Brian

You son of a bitch monitor. I knew it was too good to be true. It's doing it again. 😭

Sometimes the screen turns off, but the monitor still stays on. Turning it off and on fixes it until it happens again. Disabling and enabling the display in Windows also works. Happens on both HDMI and DVI.

Nope, not even for this would I return to those dreadful trenches.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: 2006 was only 10 years ago. 🙂 I will not be convinced otherwise.

Eggstra Work results screen from Splatoon 3 illustrating the quota requirements to achieve top 50%, 20%, and 5% scores among the participating player base. The post author's team has achieved a top 5% placement.

Post author's locker in Splatoon 3 littered with stickers and other collectibles. In the context of this post attention is meant to be focused on the collection of 12 gold stickers on the locker door, each indicating a top 5% score for the Eggstra Work in-game event each respective sticker represents.

Thanks to everyone who played Eggstra Work with me over the course of Splatoon 3's entire lifespan. Lots of overwhelming victories and close calls, all of which I couldn't have had without you.

Congrats, gold sticker homies! We did it!

Who's that fella with the guitar? 😏

Seriously speaking, this was one of my favorite commissions to request back in 2022 and is well worth the price of admission. Seto is great at communicating to iron out the finer details early in the process.

C0MMS OPEN!!🌠
It's been a while but comms are finally open again!

🐟10 Slots Available!
At the moment I can just make simple backgrounds so these can come out faster.

"Why skin burn?" asks man with world's palest skin after being in the sun all day.

I'm comfy as shit, brother.

Picture of clouds as seen from below, with a streak left over from an aircraft. The sunlight is projecting its shadow onto the clouds above it.

I've never seen a shadow cast upward on the clouds like this before. Neat.

The driver apps I've used will pop up warnings everywhere about how you'll get the boot if your rating is below like 95%. I've sent similar messages, but without my life's story attached hoping they appreciate the care being put into their delivery and give a good rating.

So probably that. lol

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

I just started this file and my island is already a surveillance state.

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

It's the "OH **** I'M OUT OF INK" certified hood classic.

4 identical white Teslas on the last turn on my drive home. This simulation sucks.

Godspeed, old laptop!

aka:

bitches

Options > Other > Post Display (ON/OFF) ["OFF" has an arrow pointing to it, instructing the reader to turn off user-submitted plaza posts] If you can't wrap your head around what function the activism posts serve, then step aside in ignorant bliss. The kids know what's up. Don't coddle them. They're smart. Don't stifle what could be their bastion of moral support. Your desire for escapism does not absolve you of turning a blind eye to human suffering, bro. The posts will cease when the injustice ends.

Message to all incessant whiners in my Nintendo baby game Splatoon when anything pertaining to current events enters the game's orbit via user-submitted posts/art.

Once, I was a boogie singer.

This cover band's vocalist is butchering Play That Funky Music and it's hurting me. That was my song as a wee boy.

Damn...

Uh-oh. There's the onset of that gross throat irritation feeling. No sickness pls.

Hell yeah Spotify, you arbitrarily delete those downloaded songs! I didn't wanna listen to anything while I was driving for 8 hours today anyway.

What the fuck does that even mean Bread?

Stunlocked yet again today by overhearing kids 20 years younger than me conversing while I'm waiting at a fast food place. Also I think I hurt my leg a teeny bit today trying to stick a landing.

I am both old and not with it.

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

I think my New Year's resolution will be to handle intersections more cautiously. People in my city just can't seem to parse red lights correctly, so I'm going to have to do it for them by waiting longer before taking off on a green light.