Sam Barton

'Squid Game' is an anagram of 'aged quims'.

Wow, does this mean the BBC and all other media outlets will now give equal air time to the Green party, who have the same number of MPs??

Here's a clip of Loveday Singers rehearsing 'In Flanders Fields'

On Tuesday July 1st I have two pieces being performed by the Loveday Singers, 'In Flanders Fields' and 'The Key To Change'. If you are around Woking or can get there easily I thoroughly recommend you check out the concert, they are a superb choir!

The LAPD is a criminal gang.

B16 present ‘To the Sea…’ Sat 7. June at 19:00 - 20:00

I'm singing in this, it's going to be amazing. The timing is even civilised enough that you could easily travel to Brighton from a city such as London to come and watch it! (The venue is around 10 mins walk from the Brighton station)

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I hope next year's venue is in Fucking. #eurovision

German fairy tales are a good option then!

Sounds like the Antarctic Stargate.

I bought a packet of jersey royal potatoes, and three had conjoined...

I think a similar thing is applicable when you have a drink named after you...

I just drove home listening to BBC Radio 3 and they were playing a delightful rendition of The Swan by Saint-Saëns with piano and theremin!

I just saw an advert that pronounced 'gigabyte' as 'jigabyte' and now I feel violated.

Got an upgrade on my flight home from India, that'll do nicely! Thank you Emirates 😁

Artist David Hockney, No 346, 22nd May 2020, iPad drawing. From his series The Arrival of Spring, Normandy, 2020. Created on an iPad during the 2020 COVID-19 lockdown, it captures the essence of spring in Normandy.  It is part of a series of 116 iPad paintings documenting the arrival of spring. 
Hockney created these works outdoors, finding it an antidote to the anxieties of the time. 
The paintings showcase the changing landscape from late winter to early summer. 
The style and technique are reminiscent of Impressionists like Monet. 

Artist David Hockney, No 346, 22nd May 2020, iPad drawing.
From his series The Arrival of Spring, Normandy, 2020.

Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

A VW ID Buzz in an aquamarine retro paint job, in a Portland neighborhood, in bright sunligh

this thing is going to sell so much better than it would have, simply because it is so clearly the anti-Cybertruck

I was working a shift on a bar once and realised that song had been playing constantly for 45 minutes, the CD skipped at a perfect loop point near the end. I was then driven insane because the bar was so busy I couldn't communicate to any other staff members to fix it.

Delicious mandatory holiday beer

Obligatory holiday beer as I head off to India for a week!

I just saw a scaffolding truck which said 'erection specialists' on the side.

Well that's awesome!

L'humidité du jour.

Which does then beg the question as to why our energy bills are still so fudging high 😐

I made a little tag for the choir! Anyhoo, come and join us on May 9 and 10 at the Chapel Royal in Brighton for 'Nerds' when we will be celebrating all things nerdy! Tickets are available at resoundvoices.org

Be there and be square!

Nerds! 9 + 10 May
www.resoundvoices.org

Ooh I would actually love this!

Btw my car is in for its MOT and the courtesy car they gave looks like a batmobile!