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Long time, no see Bluesky 👋

PARBot, fully geared up in skin-covering black gear (vest, pants, pads, shirt, and boots), lounging back on a black fouton. His boots are kicked up on an ottoman to show off the soles of his boots.

After a hard day's work, PARBots enjoy having humans on standby to give them some nice boot massages. Hope you know how to work your hands.

Mouth too, if you're feeling ambitious.

#RobotCosplay
#TacticalGear
#Boots

Fascinating.

Bots don't need vitamin D. Right?

Just heating up the processors.

Y'all get this one before "X" because I hate it here less.

Finally got a futon.

I was so sleepy yesterday, my post yesterday included a screenshot of one of my tweets instead of the meme I meant to use.

Failure at the highest order.

I do have an affinity for bulky kitties 🤔

Two eepy bots 💤

Cropped it lol.

Japanese robot cosplayers have the highest quality photos with the sickest helmets and outfits you've ever seen.

The rest of us are gay introverts who post thirst traps and eventually become 18+ accounts.

The West is in shambles.

In 2010, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and MySpace (which was dead/dying but still) were all different from one another. There's no innovation right now, every site is safe and competing by, in meme terms, reheating each other's nachos. They all wanna be Twitter and all have TikTok video functionality.

I wanna like Bluesky more, but there's nothing unique about it other than "less toxic than Twitter and isn't ran by a billionaire fascist".

Which is great, but I remember when social media sites all distinguished themselves from one another. Now they're just leftist/rightoid variants of Twitter.

Late reply, but this lmao

Logged on my old Facebook and shamed all my family and former friends who voted for Trump. I feel vindicated. ♡

I have no idea where this shirt came from. Anyway, thighs.

This friend of mine @hexelops.bsky.social asked me if I could recreate this set of pics. And I thought it was a really cool idea, so... Here they are~

(Nude versions tomorrow, so stay tuned!)

#nsfw #maskedmen #maskedman #mask #masked #nudes #gay

Bot couple. @overcircuits.bsky.social

Touched grass.

Thinking about existentialism in a universe as infinite as ours and also cute boys.

"That was a joke." — EDI

You think if I say hi to them, they'll be friendly?

I just woke up and you already got me fanning myself

Definitely do more of these, they're hot but also just fun to look at

Why is this gif so cute? Pluto and its moon Charon are tidal locked, so it's like they're forever dancing around each other, never taking their eyes off one another.

Y'all's relationship could never.

"Bisexuals can't sit in chair" joke thingy.

Photos soon.

At Last by Etta James.

(Already put this on "X" yesterday, but they're coming this week lol)

Got @lightcircuitry.bsky.social into fashion shows on Fortnite and it's been a mental illness ever since.

Bro, what are you talking about? Str8 dudes swapping saliva is manly af.