dash

don't dead
open inside

The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude

bastard asshole teachers are back and filling up the good parking lot. hope you enjoyed aruba asshole

Gyoza dumpling
(2021)

lucky for me, it happened near my birthday, so i got a new radio and speakers and it sounds so fucking good i wanna cum

so apparently my back speakers (never replaced, from 2009) were completely fucking fried and dead, and my radio decided to kill itself after five years

it's wild to me that you can't

You're meat! 🚴‍♂️🥩🫨

#Dimension20

Love em. They will forever be link with the tweet I say out loud a lot like a stim

a large gray/green iguana hanging out on some grass. it's bigger than a corgi

big dude chilling

bright green lizard with orange eyes hanging out on top of a bush

dude chilling

you are loved!!!

i'm gonna throw up laughing at maxwell "going dead-eyed" and deli slicing two full grown men to death with a propellor and wealwell projectile vomiting about it

well i guess it didn't suck and my car didn't explode so i guess we'll chalk this one up as a win this year

maid mimic // 3

bad and naughty girls get put in the paper jogger

i hope my birthday is good today. preparing for it to suck but it would be nice if good things happened

laying here with my skin crawling thinking about last night. like. what am i supposed to do about it

56. verbal instructions

nightmare by baybe is such a good Vicky song

not even a nightmare either it was Real i want to die

i'm going to fucking kill myself jesus christ. nightmare. nightmare. nightmare.

postwork shower goes kind of hard

the good news is my boss is out doing an install rn so i get to sit here for the next 45 minutes babysitting the printer and the phone. thank god

currently putting out enough heat to cook rice

3x4 grid. i can't count ♥️

a very basic black wooden standing shelf (left) and a more complicated dark brown cabinet with little signs that list magical ingredients on the drawers (right) with the instructions booklet in the background. the right cabinet has glue strands all over because i am just learning how to do this

a medium brown cabinet with little metal handles that i twisted into a flat kind of omega shape and glued to the front of the drawers. one of the drawers(fourth from top) is actually open a little. also glue strands because im not excellent with the glue

a magical yellow cabinet with silver painted stars and detailing that i kind of fucked up, with gold and brown hardware and a little paper book resting on top that says magic on the outside. you can't see the fucked up glue on it in this picture but trust me it's there too

a wide dark brown cabinet with a 3x3 grid of square little drawers with golden bead handles on the left. two of them are open with little curled up scrolls of paper sticking out. the right side has like. a black and white diamond pattern in a rectangle on top with some golden handles glued on either side of it. the bottom has a fancy black symbol on the wood. in general it's a little rough and fucked up looking but it's cute

my wonderful gf got me a little model magic shop kit for my birthday (8/6) so i've been spending some time making cabinets

everything would be a lot better if we were all just geese in a field

the economy is in shambles

Here are three tiny chickens drinking water under a peony bush, for morale