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ハルジオ（Lebanne）

This cold and flu season, try some oregano oil! Results may vary 😀

#AdventuringAcademy

Is It True That Most Big Tits Women Are Stupid Sluts? 4 Hours

what is this to the tune of for future brain corruption

weird sex dream

"book 1 stubbed" kill yourself

⛰️山海経4：ヘツフあるいはヘッフ。一般フォントで表示できない漢字。山海経らしい多頭多足ニワトリ。両脇の首が常時睡眠を肩代わりしているので、本体の首はずっと起きていられる自分設定。「元々四翼だったけど手羽1つ狩られた」案で描きました。
🌊Shanhai jing 4: Shang-fu. A six-eyed, three-headed, six-legged, three-winged chicken. You don’t need sleep anymore once you eat their meat.
#山海経の怪鳥30羽描く #30WeirdAncientBirds

smiling and waving and greeting everyone with a good morning today

just heard about dick cheney. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

A tumblr post by mint-swirl on October 25, 2025. Various phrases are coloured pink for emphasis, mimicking a style of horny post common on the platform. “You’re mommy’s medium-sized twenty-seven year old. Because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. Be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay”

Obsessed with #nothingplay

At least one chicken was harmed in the making of this video 💔

#Gastronauts

Picard from tng standing in front of a replicator

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

jesus christ i hate having first day of my period at work

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

hey life isnt all bad sometimes i get to be asleep

i will never understand why women are attracted to men

i was personally hoping for more suffering on both sides before the end

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

three terrible fried oreos. pretty soggy but they tasted okay

they sucked but whatever

what a shitass awful day. there better be fried oreos or funnel cake at this event or i'm killing myself on the lawn

holy shit 68 degrees

this doesn't bode well for work

no wait i'm pmsing. i mean both things can be true but i recognize my impulse to tell people to fuck off right now is probably the pms

believe i'm suffering a downswing we in the biz like to call "turbo depression"

headache

life is a spiraling nightmare

mermaids with hole

the hardest problem in computer science: printing an 11x17 document onto 11x17 paper